Behind the Laughs: The Realities of Podcasting, Fast Food Fiascos, and Crazy Stories

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the walk the line

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Speaker 1: podcast.

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Speaker 1: Real stories of real people.

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Speaker 2: Good to have you on me.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, good to see you again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you too, man, as I tell you what it's.

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Speaker 2: It's good fun to have you on, because I've

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Speaker 2: how many I've done your show so many times

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Speaker 2: I've not.

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Speaker 2: It's the first time you you had me on it.

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Speaker 2: You'd been on mine.

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Speaker 1: I know I've had you many times and now you

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Speaker 1: finally get to have me.

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Speaker 1: It's lovely.

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Speaker 1: Where's um?

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Speaker 1: I don't think.

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Speaker 1: Well, actually, I tell you what we've done,

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Speaker 1: what we did, four or five, three Diehards.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We did Speed.

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Speaker 1: Oh, your pipe breaks.

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Speaker 1: I think we've done five.

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Speaker 2: No, we did another one.

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Speaker 2: No, we did the one with fucking Arnie as

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Speaker 2: well, didn't we just recently Sick?

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Speaker 1: day.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that was my first episode of the year.

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Speaker 1: That was sick day.

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Speaker 2: What a fun See when we're through.

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Speaker 2: I feel so bad now.

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Speaker 2: I've brought like six of your shows and

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Speaker 2: you've not even come on one Mate.

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Speaker 1: I've had people come on my podcast and then

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Speaker 1: not even fucking share the episode.

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Speaker 1: So I wouldn't, I wouldn't worry, like I

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Speaker 1: really wouldn't worry, does it not?

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Speaker 1: measurable biases some yeah, and you know

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Speaker 1: what I know?

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Speaker 1: It tends to be the bigger ones as well.

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Speaker 1: Like, not that I ever did it, I just

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Speaker 1: anybody wanted to come on.

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Speaker 1: Come on, I'm a bit of a slut in terms of

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Speaker 1: Uh, do it go for it?

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Speaker 1: Um, it tends to be the ones who are

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking like huge, I'm talking like,

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe 4,000, 5,000 followers, you

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Speaker 1: know, doing quite well for themselves.

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Speaker 1: Who are the ones that are like we've just

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Speaker 1: been on this and then that's it, and you're

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Speaker 1: like nothing else.

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Speaker 1: No, like shares, help, no, but we're all in

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Speaker 1: this together, though, aren't?

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Speaker 1: We IndiePodcast it together?

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Speaker 1: If one succeeds, we all succeed, and if you

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Speaker 1: believe that shit, I'll tell you another.

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Speaker 2: So, yeah, do you feel better after that,

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Speaker 2: mate?

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Speaker 2: You know, I mean there's a little bit of a

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Speaker 1: No, I just, no, I just, and I am in a pod

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Speaker 1: pad collective now, which is all about

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Speaker 1: positivity, right, which is me to a t, but

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Speaker 1: we'll talk about that obviously later.

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Speaker 1: I want to know yeah, it's a good, it's a

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Speaker 1: good idea, um, but I just think there's a.

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Speaker 1: There's just a lot of like a lot of bits

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Speaker 1: I think there's nothing wrong with being

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Speaker 1: like constructive criticism if we'll put it

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Speaker 1: into, you know, work, bullshit words.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with saying to

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Speaker 1: someone your audio is not great there, or

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Speaker 1: but helping them because you listen to it

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Speaker 1: This is where I think a lot of people get

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Speaker 1: When people are like, oh, there's just

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Speaker 1: haters, you're like, well, no, because if

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Speaker 2: If they weren't asked about it, they just

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Speaker 2: I think that's why a lot of people get in

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Speaker 2: I just wish people would listen.

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Speaker 2: Just don't fucking be an arsehole.

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Speaker 2: To be honest with you, I say the thing is

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Speaker 2: It pisses me off no end.

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Speaker 2: To be quite honest with you as well, I know

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Speaker 2: But the only thing a lot of people because

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Speaker 2: You're very lucky if you're getting any

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Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with that.

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Speaker 2: At least you're doing it.

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Speaker 1: There's so many factors involved in it yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a tough one and you know you try not

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Speaker 1: just say I've met many, many, many more.

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Speaker 1: 99.9 percent of people I've met have been

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Speaker 1: But I think it's, you know it's you're

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Speaker 1: But when you get people that you know are

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Speaker 1: You know one or six or seven plays a week.

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Speaker 1: So you're onto a loser.

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Speaker 1: But I think it's about.

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Speaker 1: And then people say, no, I do it for the

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Speaker 1: like that's about it, whereas, um, before I

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Speaker 1: So do you work part-time or full-time?

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Speaker 1: So, but it's just sometimes trying to keep,

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Speaker 1: I think it's tough but because you know,

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Speaker 1: But you do worry like, well, if there was

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Speaker 2: Look at me, look at me.

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Speaker 2: You're not doing anything apart from

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Speaker 2: Plus numbers can be fucking just your ego.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, numbers can be bought nowadays.

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Speaker 2: Show me, you know, I mean, there's every

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Speaker 2: how many people messaged you and say would

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Speaker 2: you like to fucking follow us and all this.

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Speaker 2: I get undated with them.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, a follow for follow or a review

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Speaker 1: for review.

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Speaker 1: It's like, no, I'll listen to yours and

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Speaker 1: tell you if I like it and vice versa.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 1: I like, what is a five star rating on

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Speaker 1: Is that really gonna make me?

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Speaker 1: Am I gonna hit the stars with that?

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Speaker 1: Just one really like that?

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Speaker 1: Let's be, let's be honest about it.

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Speaker 1: I just think there's so much and there

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Speaker 1: who are on there like here's a surefire way

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Speaker 1: to to get your podcast successful and like

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Speaker 1: For me, the biggest I know we've chatted

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Speaker 1: Don't make the podcast that you think other

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Speaker 1: Mine's very.

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Speaker 1: know, like you said before, because I spoke

471
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Speaker 1: about this with the other day, carmen Brew,

472
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Speaker 1: about that's good, isn't it About talking?

473
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:41,865
Speaker 1: When we were on and you said, well, if 20

474
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Speaker 1: people came every week or every other week

475
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Speaker 1: to listen to you in the church hall about

476
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Speaker 1: you talking about films, you think it was

477
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Speaker 1: mental?

478
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would think it was mental.

479
00:14:47,889 --> 00:14:50,860
Speaker 1: So in that respect, you know it's going

480
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Speaker 1: well.

481
00:14:51,221 --> 00:14:54,147
Speaker 1: I've got like a nice my regulars, if you

482
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Speaker 1: will, that that come back yourself,

483
00:14:56,532 --> 00:14:59,044
Speaker 1: included when I can get you to log on.

484
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Speaker 1: Um, you know, but it's it's stuff, it's

485
00:15:00,988 --> 00:15:01,509
Speaker 1: stuff like that.

486
00:15:01,529 --> 00:15:05,281
Speaker 1: You know, you, you, um, I do enjoy talking

487
00:15:05,301 --> 00:15:05,642
Speaker 1: to people.

488
00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,922
Speaker 1: I literally I'm driving around, you know

489
00:15:07,942 --> 00:15:09,999
Speaker 1: the radios on like, oh, a new podcast by

490
00:15:10,019 --> 00:15:10,863
Speaker 1: I'm like fuck off.

491
00:15:11,215 --> 00:15:12,862
Speaker 1: But then you think, oh, you listen, you

492
00:15:12,882 --> 00:15:15,042
Speaker 1: know, you think about a film and you think,

493
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Speaker 1: oh, that'd be a good one to do with

494
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Speaker 1: so-and-so, that'd be a good one to do with

495
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Speaker 1: them.

496
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Speaker 1: So there's that side of it, like that's the.

497
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Speaker 1: I think that's probably the one thing

498
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,985
Speaker 1: stopped me from completely jacking it in is

499
00:15:27,005 --> 00:15:28,709
Speaker 1: the thought that yeah, but I wouldn't be

500
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Speaker 1: able to talk to them and I won't be able to

501
00:15:30,258 --> 00:15:31,541
Speaker 1: talk to them but it is.

502
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Speaker 1: I think, podcasting, yeah, I think it's.

503
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,040
Speaker 1: It's just the, the amount of time that you

504
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Speaker 1: put into it and then the fact that you know

505
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Speaker 1: you're going like months after month after

506
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Speaker 1: month after year, and then it goes into

507
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Speaker 1: years and you're thinking, and then other

508
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Speaker 1: people that you thought would podcast with

509
00:15:46,521 --> 00:15:49,368
Speaker 1: you starts to drop away and you start

510
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Speaker 1: thinking, oh dear me, I wasn't expecting

511
00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:50,961
Speaker 1: this.

512
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Speaker 1: People who you thought would do really well

513
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Speaker 1: just stop for whatever reason.

514
00:15:55,803 --> 00:15:56,024
Speaker 2: Yeah.

515
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:57,840
Speaker 1: Like Bill, for example.

516
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Speaker 1: Because my brother got into my podcast

517
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Speaker 1: recently and was like, where's the episodes

518
00:16:02,223 --> 00:16:02,484
Speaker 1: of Bill?

519
00:16:02,635 --> 00:16:04,382
Speaker 1: I was like, well, he doesn't do any more.

520
00:16:04,402 --> 00:16:05,779
Speaker 1: I don't think has he come to the lifestyle

521
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:06,323
Speaker 1: up to now, has he do anyway.

522
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:07,170
Speaker 1: I don't think has he come to the stop to

523
00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:07,392
Speaker 1: now, has he?

524
00:16:07,412 --> 00:16:10,525
Speaker 1: Oh mate, he hasn't protested for Jesus.

525
00:16:12,537 --> 00:16:14,148
Speaker 1: It's at least six months, I think it's a

526
00:16:14,188 --> 00:16:14,651
Speaker 1: long time.

527
00:16:15,014 --> 00:16:15,155
Speaker 2: Yeah.

528
00:16:15,315 --> 00:16:17,736
Speaker 1: And I think regularly it's about a year, so

529
00:16:17,857 --> 00:16:18,639
Speaker 1: it doesn't know well.

530
00:16:19,882 --> 00:16:21,786
Speaker 1: So yeah, it just happens because people

531
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Speaker 1: have lives.

532
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,696
Speaker 2: Yeah, life gets in the way sometimes.

533
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:24,638
Speaker 2: You know what I times and I mean I could

534
00:16:24,678 --> 00:16:25,720
Speaker 2: relate to that one as well.

535
00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:26,481
Speaker 2: So and something.

536
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the thing is when I get home I don't

537
00:16:28,825 --> 00:16:30,948
Speaker 2: get home from work about well, that's new

538
00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:32,235
Speaker 2: job that I've got, because I just I was

539
00:16:32,255 --> 00:16:33,118
Speaker 2: speaking to you before.

540
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Speaker 2: I mean I'm on garden leave at the minute

541
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Speaker 2: and it's not because I've got sacked that

542
00:16:36,318 --> 00:16:38,549
Speaker 2: sean thought I was on garden leave is when

543
00:16:38,569 --> 00:16:39,755
Speaker 2: you put your notice in and you don't want

544
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Speaker 2: your notice period.

545
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Speaker 2: Thank you very much well, I've never.

546
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Speaker 1: I've never had that beautiful garden and

547
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Speaker 1: leave.

548
00:16:44,582 --> 00:16:46,165
Speaker 1: I've heard the phrase gardening leave

549
00:16:46,185 --> 00:16:47,627
Speaker 1: before and I did have.

550
00:16:47,908 --> 00:16:48,789
Speaker 1: I did have one once.

551
00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:50,439
Speaker 1: Speaking of funny stories, so we'll get

552
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Speaker 1: into it.

553
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Speaker 1: But, um, I don't tend to talk about work,

554
00:16:52,490 --> 00:16:54,156
Speaker 1: but this is years ago, so it's not anything

555
00:16:54,196 --> 00:16:55,018
Speaker 1: new to work for now.

556
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Speaker 1: Garden, um, I, I saw I had to work, so I'd

557
00:16:59,848 --> 00:17:02,240
Speaker 1: I'd worked for an authority for so many

558
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,905
Speaker 1: years and you had to work a week for every

559
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Speaker 1: year you'd work, so it's five weeks, five,

560
00:17:08,005 --> 00:17:08,848
Speaker 1: so for five years.

561
00:17:08,908 --> 00:17:11,155
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, and then somebody calculated

562
00:17:11,315 --> 00:17:13,160
Speaker 1: it wrong, so I got to that last friday.

563
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,286
Speaker 1: They're like oh, by the way, someone's like

564
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Speaker 1: worked it out wrong.

565
00:17:15,955 --> 00:17:17,720
Speaker 1: You need to come and work like monday, like

566
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Speaker 1: like, so I had to like go back on the

567
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,738
Speaker 1: monday to like because otherwise I would

568
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Speaker 1: have been like you did, obviously to do the

569
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Speaker 1: doctor money, which is fair enough, but

570
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Speaker 1: someone had worked it out wrong.

571
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Speaker 1: I, I'm like, I know you need to work like

572
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Speaker 1: the Monday or the Tuesday as well.

573
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Speaker 1: I was like but what?

574
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Speaker 1: So that was a bit like, oh, like traipsing

575
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Speaker 1: back in for those two days, like thinking,

576
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Speaker 1: like my heart isn't in this, everything's

577
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Speaker 1: been handed over.

578
00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:43,877
Speaker 1: So, yeah, I think it was just a couple of

579
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Speaker 1: of drinking tea.

580
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Speaker 2: Just put your feet up and do fuck all, mate.

581
00:17:46,741 --> 00:17:50,105
Speaker 2: To be quite honest with you, I mean, go

582
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Speaker 2: there, we do what I said before.

583
00:17:53,328 --> 00:17:55,090
Speaker 2: Life does get in the way, sort of things.

584
00:17:55,151 --> 00:17:55,791
Speaker 2: It does take a.

585
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,802
Speaker 2: It takes a hell chunk of your time, but the

586
00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,999
Speaker 2: thing is there's so much out there that is

587
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,664
Speaker 2: actually can make your life easier when it

588
00:18:01,684 --> 00:18:02,426
Speaker 2: comes to doing a show.

589
00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:03,967
Speaker 2: This is what.

590
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,107
Speaker 2: Another thing that pisses me off.

591
00:18:05,207 --> 00:18:06,488
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go on my soapbox right now

592
00:18:06,508 --> 00:18:07,949
Speaker 2: because this winds me the fuck up.

593
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,370
Speaker 2: Every time you're scrolling through

594
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,351
Speaker 2: instagram, twitter, facebook, whatever your

595
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,152
Speaker 2: source of tiktok, and you always got some

596
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Speaker 2: dickhead right.

597
00:18:15,032 --> 00:18:17,553
Speaker 2: He's about 24, 25 fucking knobhead.

598
00:18:17,953 --> 00:18:19,759
Speaker 2: This is why you should start a podcast in

599
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Speaker 2: 2024.

600
00:18:20,822 --> 00:18:21,564
Speaker 2: I'll show you how.

601
00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:24,111
Speaker 2: And it's like buy my course reduced from

602
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Speaker 2: 499 down to 2999 for this month only.

603
00:18:27,581 --> 00:18:28,964
Speaker 2: And and you're like fuck you.

604
00:18:29,165 --> 00:18:30,007
Speaker 2: You know nothing, mate.

605
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Speaker 2: And I'm like do you know why?

606
00:18:31,858 --> 00:18:32,259
Speaker 2: I know this?

607
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,161
Speaker 2: Because I bought one.

608
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Speaker 2: I bought one, bittiness people.

609
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Speaker 2: I did it.

610
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Speaker 2: I did it for the sake of everyone else,

611
00:18:39,362 --> 00:18:39,583
Speaker 2: right?

612
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Speaker 2: I did this.

613
00:18:41,319 --> 00:18:42,423
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course you did.

614
00:18:42,795 --> 00:18:43,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, that old chestnut.

615
00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:46,097
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't do this for me.

616
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't do this for me, or my person?

617
00:18:47,738 --> 00:18:49,820
Speaker 1: I made the mistake, so you don't have to

618
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Speaker 1: walk on my footsteps.

619
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Speaker 1: Can you smell shit?

620
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I just think, screw some fucking

621
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Speaker 2: years and go fuck yourself.

622
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Speaker 2: So that's what I'm putting.

623
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Speaker 2: And I did it.

624
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Speaker 2: And you know, he was just saying it was

625
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Speaker 2: basic stuff.

626
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,031
Speaker 2: And I'm telling him you're charging people

627
00:19:02,051 --> 00:19:06,016
Speaker 2: for this bullshit and you don't even

628
00:19:06,036 --> 00:19:07,579
Speaker 2: actually tell them anything of value there.

629
00:19:07,599 --> 00:19:08,662
Speaker 2: You're literally just tell them going yeah,

630
00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:09,724
Speaker 2: just get a mic from amazon, just start up.

631
00:19:09,744 --> 00:19:10,686
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, fuck off, you're making it

632
00:19:10,706 --> 00:19:11,788
Speaker 2: too complicated, you know.

633
00:19:11,808 --> 00:19:14,100
Speaker 2: I mean, it's fuck off so much.

634
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,865
Speaker 2: So I'm actually thinking about documenting

635
00:19:15,885 --> 00:19:17,216
Speaker 2: all the stuff that I've learned and put out

636
00:19:17,236 --> 00:19:18,802
Speaker 2: there as well as like a pdf, and say, right,

637
00:19:18,822 --> 00:19:20,247
Speaker 2: guys, that's how you do it, or even make an

638
00:19:20,267 --> 00:19:22,278
Speaker 2: episode on it, because it's so easy.

639
00:19:22,318 --> 00:19:23,901
Speaker 2: There's so many tools that a lot of people

640
00:19:23,941 --> 00:19:25,624
Speaker 2: don't know about, like ai tools and all

641
00:19:25,644 --> 00:19:27,487
Speaker 2: that sort of side of stuff and recalling

642
00:19:27,527 --> 00:19:28,569
Speaker 2: apps to make your audio better.

643
00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:30,372
Speaker 2: All these people are sitting there spending

644
00:19:30,392 --> 00:19:31,975
Speaker 2: fucking like four or five hundred pound on

645
00:19:32,015 --> 00:19:32,296
Speaker 2: a mic.

646
00:19:32,316 --> 00:19:33,800
Speaker 2: You don't need to spend that much money on

647
00:19:33,861 --> 00:19:34,041
Speaker 2: a mic.

648
00:19:34,061 --> 00:19:35,987
Speaker 2: You can spend 50 quid on amazon and use

649
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,862
Speaker 2: adobe podcast to sort your fucking uh, your

650
00:19:38,902 --> 00:19:40,465
Speaker 2: audio and it turns like professional.

651
00:19:40,566 --> 00:19:41,247
Speaker 2: So this is it.

652
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Speaker 1: It's just crazy craziness john, I tell you

653
00:19:45,261 --> 00:19:47,625
Speaker 1: it is, it really is, and I know exactly

654
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Speaker 1: what you mean because I've seen them.

655
00:19:49,308 --> 00:19:51,500
Speaker 1: I've purchased them, but I've seen exactly

656
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,042
Speaker 1: the same things.

657
00:19:52,615 --> 00:19:54,122
Speaker 1: And it's like what?

658
00:19:54,935 --> 00:19:58,261
Speaker 1: Like I was talking, it would have been Ben

659
00:19:58,442 --> 00:20:00,903
Speaker 1: from Push Call Health, latterly film

660
00:20:00,923 --> 00:20:02,377
Speaker 1: vloggers and we were having a chat and I

661
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,233
Speaker 1: said it's like those videos that you see on

662
00:20:04,273 --> 00:20:06,549
Speaker 1: YouTube that are like did you know in Back

663
00:20:06,589 --> 00:20:09,101
Speaker 1: to the Future 5, when Marty gives a them?

664
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Speaker 1: And you're like those little shots you get

665
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,365
Speaker 1: with like the shittest little bit of

666
00:20:13,405 --> 00:20:14,476
Speaker 1: information you've ever heard.

667
00:20:15,017 --> 00:20:17,442
Speaker 1: Like did you know when richard gear snaps

668
00:20:17,502 --> 00:20:20,408
Speaker 1: the, the box shut um julia roberts hands

669
00:20:20,448 --> 00:20:21,016
Speaker 1: when she left?

670
00:20:21,056 --> 00:20:22,760
Speaker 1: That was actually an ad lib and wasn't in

671
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Speaker 1: the script.

672
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,367
Speaker 1: Like, and then you've seen how many

673
00:20:25,415 --> 00:20:26,960
Speaker 1: thousands of views those little clips get

674
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Speaker 1: and you're like, oh so it's that thing of

675
00:20:29,356 --> 00:20:30,419
Speaker 1: like do you play the game?

676
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:31,242
Speaker 1: Or you know so.

677
00:20:31,282 --> 00:20:32,966
Speaker 1: But I mean, you know I'm not, I'm not going

678
00:20:32,975 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 1: to be doing that, but no, it is.

679
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,344
Speaker 1: Uh, it is funny.

680
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Speaker 1: But you know what you can't like, you can't

681
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Speaker 1: mourn like.

682
00:20:41,016 --> 00:20:42,440
Speaker 1: I can't mourn because I'm true, you know,

683
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Speaker 1: I'm putting it's because I listen to some

684
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:48,082
Speaker 1: film podcasts and thought, well, I, I agree

685
00:20:48,102 --> 00:20:49,926
Speaker 1: with that or I agree with this bit and you

686
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Speaker 1: just want to have your own say on it.

687
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,224
Speaker 1: You know I don't need people to agree, but

688
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Speaker 1: I just like to have my own say because most

689
00:20:57,731 --> 00:21:00,041
Speaker 1: film podcasts are American and they're very

690
00:21:00,101 --> 00:21:02,701
Speaker 1: positive and they're very like the look of

691
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Speaker 1: the.

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00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,525
Speaker 1: It's kind of what it used to be, but let's

693
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Speaker 1: not get into that.

694
00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:09,555
Speaker 1: They're known for being very, very positive

695
00:21:10,318 --> 00:21:11,763
Speaker 1: and look on the bright side and their dream

696
00:21:11,783 --> 00:21:14,002
Speaker 1: and everything which you can admire them

697
00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:17,963
Speaker 1: for, whereas we're very kind of pessimistic.

698
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:19,898
Speaker 2: We hate life.

699
00:21:19,918 --> 00:21:21,302
Speaker 2: That's why we hate fucking everyone.

700
00:21:21,684 --> 00:21:22,085
Speaker 2: That's the thing.

701
00:21:22,876 --> 00:21:23,479
Speaker 2: Come to the UK.

702
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:24,202
Speaker 2: We fucking hate you.

703
00:21:26,296 --> 00:21:27,962
Speaker 2: I will tell you to your face you think

704
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Speaker 2: we're kidding.

705
00:21:30,575 --> 00:21:31,237
Speaker 2: You think it's fucking sarcasm?

706
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:31,879
Speaker 2: It's not, it's fucking true.

707
00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:33,223
Speaker 2: You just guys can't understand it.

708
00:21:33,604 --> 00:21:34,796
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean that's not for americans,

709
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:35,558
Speaker 2: for everyone in the world.

710
00:21:37,342 --> 00:21:39,506
Speaker 1: Just sit now, uh just remind me of that, uh,

711
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,837
Speaker 1: that clip where it's like hey guys, I'm

712
00:21:41,857 --> 00:21:44,542
Speaker 1: here in enberg, it's, it's edmure, you wank.

713
00:21:44,662 --> 00:21:45,444
Speaker 1: I love that, I love, love that.

714
00:21:45,484 --> 00:21:46,906
Speaker 1: It clears me of that he goes.

715
00:21:46,946 --> 00:21:49,070
Speaker 2: I'm in Glasgow, he goes, I'm here.

716
00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:50,198
Speaker 2: The guy's going.

717
00:21:50,419 --> 00:21:51,463
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up, you fanny.

718
00:21:53,476 --> 00:21:54,280
Speaker 1: Have you not seen the one?

719
00:21:54,615 --> 00:21:57,523
Speaker 1: Was it in Newcastle or somewhere where the

720
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:58,505
Speaker 1: girl bless her?

721
00:21:58,666 --> 00:22:01,296
Speaker 1: It's not her fault, it's where she just

722
00:22:01,336 --> 00:22:01,536
Speaker 1: goes.

723
00:22:02,057 --> 00:22:04,038
Speaker 1: Oh my God, guys, you've got to come here

724
00:22:04,058 --> 00:22:07,261
Speaker 1: and eat a GR eggs and this lad, just like

725
00:22:07,742 --> 00:22:10,304
Speaker 1: this lad, just like it's Greggs, like it's

726
00:22:10,324 --> 00:22:11,546
Speaker 1: just like, oh no.

727
00:22:11,806 --> 00:22:14,869
Speaker 2: GR eggs Fucking, fucking Greggs.

728
00:22:14,889 --> 00:22:16,170
Speaker 2: Greggs are everywhere nowadays, aren't they?

729
00:22:16,991 --> 00:22:18,332
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely everywhere.

730
00:22:18,939 --> 00:22:21,502
Speaker 1: I had this exact same conversation with

731
00:22:21,764 --> 00:22:24,278
Speaker 1: yeah the other day about, basically, if

732
00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:26,038
Speaker 1: you're on a long drive, well, you live down

733
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,946
Speaker 1: there, so it's a bit different If you're on

734
00:22:27,986 --> 00:22:29,774
Speaker 1: a long drive from Scotland or the north of

735
00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:32,883
Speaker 1: England down to the London area or just

736
00:22:32,924 --> 00:22:33,786
Speaker 1: down south in general.

737
00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:36,363
Speaker 1: It's that point you know you've reached the

738
00:22:36,443 --> 00:22:36,764
Speaker 1: south.

739
00:22:37,575 --> 00:22:39,001
Speaker 1: You won't find it on a map, but I'll tell

740
00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:39,703
Speaker 1: you exactly where it is.

741
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:42,601
Speaker 1: It's when the Greggs in the service

742
00:22:42,641 --> 00:22:44,767
Speaker 1: stations get replaced by the Waitrose.

743
00:22:45,415 --> 00:22:46,701
Speaker 1: That's when you know you've gone too far.

744
00:22:49,275 --> 00:22:50,157
Speaker 1: You need to turn around and head back up to

745
00:22:50,177 --> 00:22:52,220
Speaker 1: your people you do get.

746
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,843
Speaker 2: The thing is, I can't eat Greggs anymore

747
00:22:53,863 --> 00:22:54,064
Speaker 2: though.

748
00:22:54,144 --> 00:22:56,027
Speaker 2: This is the thing, and I don't know why,

749
00:22:56,428 --> 00:22:58,516
Speaker 2: but every time I could, I could do it with

750
00:22:58,536 --> 00:22:59,500
Speaker 2: my old job that I used to work in.

751
00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:03,038
Speaker 2: It used to be Greggs next door, and it

752
00:23:03,058 --> 00:23:04,159
Speaker 2: comes to about half 10.

753
00:23:04,199 --> 00:23:05,521
Speaker 2: Ten, you know, I mean, we used to always go

754
00:23:05,541 --> 00:23:05,661
Speaker 2: out.

755
00:23:05,982 --> 00:23:06,963
Speaker 2: You know, I mean, have a smoke break,

756
00:23:06,983 --> 00:23:08,485
Speaker 2: whatever it is, sit, chill out, stretch

757
00:23:08,506 --> 00:23:10,468
Speaker 2: your legs, get some tea, and always used to

758
00:23:10,488 --> 00:23:12,436
Speaker 2: go to greg's and always used to go for a

759
00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:15,102
Speaker 2: sausage roll, and I like a pasty, like a

760
00:23:15,122 --> 00:23:17,167
Speaker 2: slice, all those chicken slices that you

761
00:23:17,207 --> 00:23:19,559
Speaker 2: get, and I guarantee you and I could sit

762
00:23:19,579 --> 00:23:23,107
Speaker 2: there and set my clock to how exact this is.

763
00:23:23,408 --> 00:23:26,220
Speaker 2: I'll be on that toilet at half past three,

764
00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:27,763
Speaker 2: between half three and four o'clock,

765
00:23:28,284 --> 00:23:30,068
Speaker 2: guarantee and my ass will be sick.

766
00:23:30,356 --> 00:23:31,218
Speaker 2: It'll be fucking horrendous.

767
00:23:31,258 --> 00:23:33,063
Speaker 2: I'll just fucking, just go through me.

768
00:23:33,243 --> 00:23:36,736
Speaker 2: I can't handle it well I suppose did you

769
00:23:36,796 --> 00:23:38,703
Speaker 2: ever it's just, it's just.

770
00:23:38,723 --> 00:23:41,031
Speaker 2: The thing is, though, I'm gonna show you

771
00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:41,292
Speaker 2: that.

772
00:23:41,513 --> 00:23:43,217
Speaker 1: What am I gonna do?

773
00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:43,638
Speaker 1: You know what.

774
00:23:43,658 --> 00:23:45,020
Speaker 1: It is right, it's because my brain was

775
00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:46,583
Speaker 1: going do I?

776
00:23:46,663 --> 00:23:48,426
Speaker 1: Do I tell my story or do I not?

777
00:23:49,187 --> 00:23:50,976
Speaker 1: I I'll be honest, I'll be honest with you,

778
00:23:51,016 --> 00:23:54,684
Speaker 1: right, right, I am exactly the same and he

779
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,087
Speaker 1: is the sponsorship deal fucked.

780
00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:58,999
Speaker 1: I am exactly the same with kfc.

781
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,105
Speaker 1: That's got something in it that my body

782
00:24:02,145 --> 00:24:02,486
Speaker 1: goes.

783
00:24:03,307 --> 00:24:04,556
Speaker 1: Oh, it's time for slip and slide.

784
00:24:04,716 --> 00:24:07,321
Speaker 1: Like it's not, like, literally, honestly,

785
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,807
Speaker 1: honestly, it's not good.

786
00:24:10,067 --> 00:24:10,729
Speaker 1: It's not good.

787
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:12,419
Speaker 1: Like I don't know what it is.

788
00:24:12,699 --> 00:24:15,766
Speaker 1: Is it in the the like the oil, the grit?

789
00:24:15,826 --> 00:24:17,016
Speaker 1: I don't know, and I'm not saying it's

790
00:24:17,076 --> 00:24:18,761
Speaker 1: anything bad, but there's something about

791
00:24:18,801 --> 00:24:18,841
Speaker 1: it.

792
00:24:18,921 --> 00:24:19,984
Speaker 1: Is it the grease?

793
00:24:20,044 --> 00:24:20,566
Speaker 1: And I don't know.

794
00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:23,424
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but, honestly,

795
00:24:23,464 --> 00:24:25,291
Speaker 1: your ass is like a chewed orange.

796
00:24:25,351 --> 00:24:26,715
Speaker 1: So I'm exactly the same, like I know

797
00:24:26,755 --> 00:24:27,457
Speaker 1: exactly what you mean.

798
00:24:28,479 --> 00:24:30,222
Speaker 1: Greg's pastries.

799
00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:32,327
Speaker 1: Give me like really bad, this is just a

800
00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:33,349
Speaker 1: fucking medical rundown.

801
00:24:33,369 --> 00:24:34,216
Speaker 1: I'm like cow pill getting.

802
00:24:34,236 --> 00:24:37,083
Speaker 1: But greg's gives me of like, uh, not greg's,

803
00:24:37,123 --> 00:24:39,758
Speaker 1: but pastries I have to be giving you.

804
00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:41,466
Speaker 1: Give me nobody, give me heartburn, hold on.

805
00:24:41,486 --> 00:24:43,093
Speaker 1: Give me like yeah, like yes, we are, yeah,

806
00:24:43,113 --> 00:24:45,097
Speaker 1: it's terrible like a pot pie.

807
00:24:45,477 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: Like it has to be worth it.

808
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,442
Speaker 1: I mean, I have to look at it and be, like

809
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:51,005
Speaker 1: you know, shaking yourself.

810
00:24:51,045 --> 00:24:52,848
Speaker 1: Hopefully two days for this, have I?

811
00:24:52,948 --> 00:24:54,830
Speaker 1: Have I got any rennies or any like?

812
00:24:55,376 --> 00:24:57,082
Speaker 1: I've got tesco's own bottle of, uh,

813
00:24:57,443 --> 00:24:59,650
Speaker 1: heartburn indigestion, like this little bit.

814
00:24:59,670 --> 00:25:00,777
Speaker 1: I've got one of these kicking about.

815
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:02,942
Speaker 1: I could know and I could attest to.

816
00:25:02,962 --> 00:25:05,308
Speaker 1: Oh, do you know what it was, though I said,

817
00:25:06,398 --> 00:25:06,559
Speaker 1: um.

818
00:25:06,619 --> 00:25:08,204
Speaker 1: I said to our mom oh, mom, can you grab me?

819
00:25:08,224 --> 00:25:09,488
Speaker 1: Oh, mum, can you grab me when you're out,

820
00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:12,018
Speaker 1: can you grab me some heartburn?

821
00:25:12,038 --> 00:25:13,900
Speaker 1: And she got me this, and I was.

822
00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:16,504
Speaker 1: You know, it's an Orn brand heartburn and

823
00:25:16,564 --> 00:25:17,825
Speaker 1: digestion, oral suspension.

824
00:25:18,126 --> 00:25:19,347
Speaker 1: Didn't think you'd hear that on the podcast,

825
00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:20,048
Speaker 1: did you no?

826
00:25:20,329 --> 00:25:23,616
Speaker 1: And the problem is, though, it's aniseed

827
00:25:23,636 --> 00:25:23,776
Speaker 1: flavour.

828
00:25:23,796 --> 00:25:25,379
Speaker 1: Now, I had a really bad running with

829
00:25:25,419 --> 00:25:26,381
Speaker 1: Zambuca when I was younger.

830
00:25:27,002 --> 00:25:29,426
Speaker 2: I was going to say that straight away.

831
00:25:29,466 --> 00:25:31,250
Speaker 2: That's a Zambuca, or after a schmuck.

832
00:25:31,695 --> 00:25:33,818
Speaker 1: So it's like you're there wanting to think

833
00:25:33,838 --> 00:25:35,163
Speaker 1: I don't want to have her, but you're like

834
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:38,756
Speaker 1: as soon as you open the bottle, it's just

835
00:25:38,777 --> 00:25:41,074
Speaker 1: like anisey wash you in the furnace.

836
00:25:41,215 --> 00:25:42,295
Speaker 2: Take you straight back to that memory.

837
00:25:42,395 --> 00:25:44,097
Speaker 2: Take that memory of that smell, because it

838
00:25:44,117 --> 00:25:45,258
Speaker 2: takes kind of takes you straight back to

839
00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:46,980
Speaker 2: when you were a kid, down in the little

840
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,662
Speaker 2: baths and things fucking like water.

841
00:25:48,682 --> 00:25:50,123
Speaker 2: Then you wake up the next morning and

842
00:25:50,143 --> 00:25:52,205
Speaker 2: you're fine, do that now and we'd die.

843
00:25:52,546 --> 00:25:53,227
Speaker 1: I wasn't fine.

844
00:25:53,287 --> 00:25:55,229
Speaker 1: I had cold sweats, christ, I don't even

845
00:25:55,249 --> 00:25:56,810
Speaker 1: drink anymore, ryan, so God knows what I'd

846
00:25:56,830 --> 00:25:57,171
Speaker 1: be like now.

847
00:25:57,211 --> 00:25:57,691
Speaker 1: I'd be buggered.

848
00:26:06,341 --> 00:26:07,482
Speaker 2: I tell you what we were talking.

849
00:26:07,502 --> 00:26:09,965
Speaker 2: You do, I know, yeah, but now it's because

850
00:26:10,005 --> 00:26:11,366
Speaker 2: I'm getting older, I'm getting on a bit.

851
00:26:11,386 --> 00:26:13,108
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not a spring chicken anymore,

852
00:26:13,128 --> 00:26:13,988
Speaker 2: I'm not 25.

853
00:26:14,069 --> 00:26:15,490
Speaker 2: I know, I look it, appreciate it.

854
00:26:15,550 --> 00:26:17,192
Speaker 2: Thanks for asking, telling me that, thank

855
00:26:17,232 --> 00:26:26,205
Speaker 2: you, but I I've got two stories actually.

856
00:26:26,245 --> 00:26:27,667
Speaker 2: So this is actually Bill.

857
00:26:27,727 --> 00:26:28,589
Speaker 2: I'll tell you the first one.

858
00:26:28,889 --> 00:26:30,051
Speaker 2: I'll tell you the first one, right?

859
00:26:31,636 --> 00:26:32,419
Speaker 2: I can't believe this one.

860
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,222
Speaker 2: I was starting.

861
00:26:33,242 --> 00:26:34,397
Speaker 2: This was when I was I must have been about

862
00:26:34,437 --> 00:26:35,441
Speaker 2: 24, 25.

863
00:26:35,541 --> 00:26:37,839
Speaker 2: I started seeing this girl and she was very

864
00:26:37,879 --> 00:26:39,654
Speaker 2: kind of, I would say, well-to-do, right.

865
00:26:39,775 --> 00:26:41,342
Speaker 2: She was very kind of glamorous, you know,

866
00:26:41,957 --> 00:26:43,622
Speaker 2: she was working in IT, but she was one of

867
00:26:43,642 --> 00:26:45,604
Speaker 2: your marriages and all that sort of stuff.

868
00:26:46,284 --> 00:26:48,226
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, are you slumming it

869
00:26:48,246 --> 00:26:48,586
Speaker 2: with me?

870
00:26:48,726 --> 00:26:50,388
Speaker 2: You know, I mean, you come, any posh girl

871
00:26:50,408 --> 00:26:52,009
Speaker 2: who likes to kind of chat to me and all

872
00:26:52,029 --> 00:26:53,390
Speaker 2: that sort of stuff was like, okay, she's,

873
00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:55,331
Speaker 2: she's looking for a bit of fucking commoner,

874
00:26:55,712 --> 00:26:58,339
Speaker 2: I'm okay with that, I'm happy, I'll do what

875
00:26:58,379 --> 00:26:58,921
Speaker 2: I need to do.

876
00:26:59,664 --> 00:27:00,567
Speaker 2: And she's she what?

877
00:27:00,627 --> 00:27:02,212
Speaker 2: She moved into this place and it was a

878
00:27:02,273 --> 00:27:05,362
Speaker 2: really small fucking house and, um, it was

879
00:27:05,382 --> 00:27:07,729
Speaker 2: like a one bedroom, but what you see, it

880
00:27:07,809 --> 00:27:08,351
Speaker 2: was tiny.

881
00:27:08,592 --> 00:27:09,655
Speaker 2: I mean, it was like fucking tiny.

882
00:27:10,177 --> 00:27:10,980
Speaker 2: So it was like downstairs.

883
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,179
Speaker 2: Then you go up the stairs and you go

884
00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:14,438
Speaker 2: straight into her bedroom and then behind

885
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:17,501
Speaker 2: the bedroom was the toilet at the back.

886
00:27:18,077 --> 00:27:19,582
Speaker 2: So we went out, we had a few drinks and all

887
00:27:19,602 --> 00:27:20,978
Speaker 2: that sort of stuff and said, well, we'll go

888
00:27:21,018 --> 00:27:23,564
Speaker 2: back, we'll have like a, like a Domino's or

889
00:27:23,585 --> 00:27:24,128
Speaker 2: something like that.

890
00:27:24,235 --> 00:27:25,199
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, okay goes, you're

891
00:27:25,219 --> 00:27:32,537
Speaker 2: okay to stay over yeah, of course you can.

892
00:27:32,557 --> 00:27:32,999
Speaker 1: Yeah, no problems.

893
00:27:33,059 --> 00:27:34,402
Speaker 1: So I basically plowed into this domino.

894
00:27:34,422 --> 00:27:35,044
Speaker 2: She had like two or five.

895
00:27:35,064 --> 00:27:36,227
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you said dominoes, sorry, sorry,

896
00:27:36,247 --> 00:27:38,052
Speaker 2: go on, it's hard for after, don't you worry.

897
00:27:38,072 --> 00:27:39,475
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but um so, um, she only had like

898
00:27:39,495 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 2: two slices, kind of sort of thing, because

899
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:42,364
Speaker 2: she was obviously trying to like kind of

900
00:27:42,384 --> 00:27:43,656
Speaker 2: impress me and all that, and I'm thought

901
00:27:43,716 --> 00:27:45,579
Speaker 2: I'm decided to go on like a dominoes plus

902
00:27:45,599 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 2: it was free.

903
00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:48,504
Speaker 2: So I'm even better just starting to show my

904
00:27:48,644 --> 00:27:49,626
Speaker 2: what sort of person I am.

905
00:27:50,186 --> 00:27:53,592
Speaker 2: So so we go up so through the night, fall

906
00:27:53,612 --> 00:27:57,439
Speaker 2: asleep, and it comes to like two o'clock in

907
00:27:57,459 --> 00:27:59,043
Speaker 2: the morning and I'll wake up and I'll wake

908
00:27:59,163 --> 00:28:01,027
Speaker 2: up right and I'm just like oh, oh, what's

909
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:01,636
Speaker 2: going on right now?

910
00:28:02,057 --> 00:28:03,281
Speaker 2: This is the first time I've ever heard that

911
00:28:03,301 --> 00:28:04,966
Speaker 2: this is, oh, what's going on, and it was

912
00:28:05,006 --> 00:28:06,919
Speaker 2: like someone was just stabbing me in the

913
00:28:06,939 --> 00:28:09,706
Speaker 2: belly and I was like, oh no, oh no, not now,

914
00:28:10,067 --> 00:28:12,071
Speaker 2: not now, please, the love of god, not now.

915
00:28:12,552 --> 00:28:13,735
Speaker 2: And I'm just going oh, my god, this is

916
00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:14,519
Speaker 2: fucking horrendous.

917
00:28:14,941 --> 00:28:16,549
Speaker 2: And I went around and literally you can

918
00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:18,357
Speaker 2: imagine all these new modern houses that

919
00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:20,282
Speaker 2: the walls are literally like, I don't know,

920
00:28:20,302 --> 00:28:21,365
Speaker 2: like two fucking inches.

921
00:28:21,425 --> 00:28:23,437
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're like made out

922
00:28:23,457 --> 00:28:24,038
Speaker 1: of egg boxes.

923
00:28:24,078 --> 00:28:25,461
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so I'm just like.

924
00:28:25,481 --> 00:28:28,607
Speaker 2: So I'm literally sitting there so I runs

925
00:28:28,647 --> 00:28:29,208
Speaker 2: into the toilet.

926
00:28:29,669 --> 00:28:31,723
Speaker 2: Oh my god, sean, if I fucking tell you what

927
00:28:31,763 --> 00:28:33,150
Speaker 2: happened that toilet you would be fucking

928
00:28:33,210 --> 00:28:34,034
Speaker 2: scarred for life.

929
00:28:34,074 --> 00:28:37,243
Speaker 2: Mate, it was horrendous and it was um.

930
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:38,627
Speaker 2: Did that have you run the neck?

931
00:28:39,289 --> 00:28:41,755
Speaker 2: Oh, mate, johnny, cash me, ring a fire, you

932
00:28:41,775 --> 00:28:41,916
Speaker 2: know?

933
00:28:41,936 --> 00:28:43,939
Speaker 2: I mean it burns, burns, burns.

934
00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:48,666
Speaker 1: I don't know, was it it like Austin Powers?

935
00:28:48,706 --> 00:28:50,709
Speaker 1: Did she burst in and go good god bye.

936
00:28:50,769 --> 00:28:51,510
Speaker 1: What did you eat?

937
00:28:52,837 --> 00:28:53,879
Speaker 2: well, that's the thing, right.

938
00:28:54,119 --> 00:28:54,861
Speaker 2: So then I'm just sitting there.

939
00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:57,144
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there realising literally about,

940
00:28:57,525 --> 00:28:59,328
Speaker 2: I would see I could probably, if the wall

941
00:28:59,348 --> 00:29:03,762
Speaker 2: wasn't there, I could put my hand about

942
00:29:03,782 --> 00:29:04,263
Speaker 2: half way out.

943
00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:08,131
Speaker 2: And I tell you what, if she didn't fucking

944
00:29:08,171 --> 00:29:10,034
Speaker 2: hear what was going on in that fucking

945
00:29:10,054 --> 00:29:12,422
Speaker 2: toilet, she fucking must have smelt it,

946
00:29:12,442 --> 00:29:16,672
Speaker 2: because I tell you what, that could make

947
00:29:16,692 --> 00:29:19,944
Speaker 2: you literally peel the paint off the walls,

948
00:29:19,984 --> 00:29:20,105
Speaker 2: mate.

949
00:29:20,597 --> 00:29:22,962
Speaker 2: So I go back to sleep and I just rest easy,

950
00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,254
Speaker 2: and then the next morning wakes up and I

951
00:29:26,274 --> 00:29:27,500
Speaker 2: could still smell it, but I don't know if

952
00:29:27,540 --> 00:29:30,761
Speaker 2: I've just been like kind of stained with

953
00:29:30,781 --> 00:29:33,146
Speaker 2: what she's half in the night before and uh,

954
00:29:33,446 --> 00:29:35,717
Speaker 2: yeah, we kind of said our goodbyes and that

955
00:29:35,737 --> 00:29:37,181
Speaker 2: sort of stuff and I never heard from her

956
00:29:37,221 --> 00:29:37,522
Speaker 2: again.

957
00:29:38,464 --> 00:29:40,335
Speaker 1: So I believe yeah, yeah, I'm not.

958
00:29:40,476 --> 00:29:41,558
Speaker 1: Is anybody else shocked by that?

959
00:29:41,638 --> 00:29:44,525
Speaker 2: I'm not shocked by that that was, um, that

960
00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:45,027
Speaker 2: was funny.

961
00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:47,443
Speaker 2: That's, that was bad.

962
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:50,073
Speaker 2: And the second story this is the funniest

963
00:29:50,194 --> 00:29:50,495
Speaker 2: one, right?

964
00:29:51,016 --> 00:29:52,380
Speaker 2: This is another thing, because this is what

965
00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:54,426
Speaker 2: I realized I might not be good at processed

966
00:29:54,486 --> 00:29:54,687
Speaker 2: food.

967
00:29:55,197 --> 00:29:56,845
Speaker 2: Not all this processed food you get

968
00:29:56,885 --> 00:29:57,267
Speaker 2: nowadays.

969
00:29:57,347 --> 00:29:57,668
Speaker 2: I love it.

970
00:29:57,689 --> 00:29:59,075
Speaker 2: You know your mcdonald's, your fucking

971
00:29:59,195 --> 00:30:01,300
Speaker 2: dinsters pasties and your rustlers burgers

972
00:30:02,042 --> 00:30:04,547
Speaker 2: nice, easy, convenient job fucking done me.

973
00:30:04,587 --> 00:30:04,928
Speaker 2: I love it.

974
00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:07,340
Speaker 2: Um, I don't love it anymore, and I'll tell

975
00:30:07,361 --> 00:30:08,062
Speaker 2: you the reason why.

976
00:30:09,125 --> 00:30:12,698
Speaker 2: During the whole day, this is when I was

977
00:30:12,718 --> 00:30:15,002
Speaker 2: with, well, my ex-missus, my daughter's mum.

978
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:16,185
Speaker 2: We're no longer together.

979
00:30:16,786 --> 00:30:17,407
Speaker 2: God rest her soul.

980
00:30:17,688 --> 00:30:22,603
Speaker 2: She's still alive, but she's just a dick

981
00:30:23,064 --> 00:30:23,265
Speaker 2: she's.

982
00:30:23,926 --> 00:30:24,708
Speaker 2: So I went to work on my bed.

983
00:30:25,555 --> 00:30:26,135
Speaker 2: So during the day I wake up.

984
00:30:26,155 --> 00:30:27,737
Speaker 2: In the morning I get myself a McDonald's

985
00:30:27,777 --> 00:30:29,298
Speaker 2: breakfast because you just have to, and

986
00:30:29,318 --> 00:30:30,979
Speaker 2: then during the day, so at lunchtime I had

987
00:30:31,019 --> 00:30:34,401
Speaker 2: a Ginster's pasty and then I had a

988
00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:35,982
Speaker 2: Ginster's slice, and then I had a Rustler's

989
00:30:36,022 --> 00:30:38,184
Speaker 2: burger, and then at nighttime I had a

990
00:30:38,344 --> 00:30:40,605
Speaker 2: Domino's, a 15-inch Domino's piece to

991
00:30:40,625 --> 00:30:42,527
Speaker 2: myself, chicken strippers and all that sort

992
00:30:42,887 --> 00:30:43,467
Speaker 2: of stuff.

993
00:30:43,908 --> 00:30:45,629
Speaker 2: I say if any doctors or nutritionists are

994
00:30:45,649 --> 00:30:47,470
Speaker 2: sitting there listening to this, you're

995
00:30:47,490 --> 00:30:49,111
Speaker 2: probably going mental going.

996
00:30:49,171 --> 00:30:50,212
Speaker 2: I need to give this boy help.

997
00:30:50,452 --> 00:30:51,693
Speaker 2: He needs help.

998
00:30:53,775 --> 00:30:54,905
Speaker 1: So is this the time your rectum prolapsed,

999
00:30:54,965 --> 00:30:55,934
Speaker 1: or are we skipping to that story next?

1000
00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:57,721
Speaker 1: No, no, your doctor's going to be rotten.

1001
00:30:58,476 --> 00:31:00,524
Speaker 1: I can tell that just by what you've told me.

1002
00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:02,441
Speaker 1: A McMuffin would have been enough.

1003
00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:06,265
Speaker 2: So again, I wake up.

1004
00:31:06,285 --> 00:31:07,987
Speaker 2: It's about 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock in the

1005
00:31:08,027 --> 00:31:09,649
Speaker 2: morning I awoke to.

1006
00:31:09,669 --> 00:31:11,691
Speaker 2: That fucking took me back and the PTSD

1007
00:31:11,731 --> 00:31:13,424
Speaker 2: started kicking in because I felt the same

1008
00:31:13,484 --> 00:31:14,916
Speaker 2: pain again and my fucking guts again.

1009
00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh no, oh no, this is bad, this

1010
00:31:17,860 --> 00:31:18,142
Speaker 2: is bad.

1011
00:31:18,701 --> 00:31:21,260
Speaker 2: So I'm lying there, obviously squatting

1012
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,808
Speaker 2: down and praising to the post and God, and

1013
00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:26,682
Speaker 2: I felt myself and I was obviously butt

1014
00:31:26,722 --> 00:31:28,387
Speaker 2: naked, the ankle the entire time, running

1015
00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:31,098
Speaker 2: to the toilet and I was sitting there I

1016
00:31:31,138 --> 00:31:32,752
Speaker 2: feel myself getting all fucking like hot

1017
00:31:32,772 --> 00:31:34,527
Speaker 2: and bothered, cold sweats.

1018
00:31:34,930 --> 00:31:37,217
Speaker 2: All of a sudden I started going blurry and

1019
00:31:37,257 --> 00:31:38,441
Speaker 2: I'm just like what the fuck?

1020
00:31:38,783 --> 00:31:39,244
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

1021
00:31:39,657 --> 00:31:42,389
Speaker 2: Next thing I know I'm head first on the

1022
00:31:42,449 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 2: right side of the toilet, ass up in the air.

1023
00:31:44,857 --> 00:31:46,677
Speaker 2: I fucking passed out on the fucking toilet.

1024
00:31:46,978 --> 00:31:47,780
Speaker 2: I passed out.

1025
00:31:48,141 --> 00:31:49,023
Speaker 2: You're fucking right.

1026
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:50,988
Speaker 2: I passed out and I tell you what right.

1027
00:31:51,315 --> 00:31:53,641
Speaker 2: If my fucking ex-missus walked in at that

1028
00:31:53,681 --> 00:31:57,119
Speaker 2: precise moment with me with such a fucking

1029
00:31:57,319 --> 00:31:59,826
Speaker 2: the pose I was in was head down on the side

1030
00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:01,540
Speaker 2: of the toilet, ass in the air, just

1031
00:32:01,981 --> 00:32:03,224
Speaker 2: obviously didn't fucking do anything, I was

1032
00:32:03,245 --> 00:32:04,047
Speaker 2: just ass everywhere.

1033
00:32:04,276 --> 00:32:05,483
Speaker 2: She walked in at that precise moment.

1034
00:32:05,575 --> 00:32:06,699
Speaker 2: I don't know how to explain it.

1035
00:32:07,601 --> 00:32:09,456
Speaker 2: So, yes, I passed out and I was really

1036
00:32:09,516 --> 00:32:10,097
Speaker 2: shitting myself.

1037
00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:12,102
Speaker 2: I was like, literally, I was really

1038
00:32:12,122 --> 00:32:12,543
Speaker 2: panicking.

1039
00:32:13,485 --> 00:32:15,176
Speaker 2: And I was like, uh, I was like, oh shit.

1040
00:32:15,196 --> 00:32:17,003
Speaker 2: And I was really panicking the next day and

1041
00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:19,473
Speaker 2: funny enough is, um, my, uh, my ex-missing

1042
00:32:19,513 --> 00:32:19,915
Speaker 2: stepfather.

1043
00:32:20,076 --> 00:32:20,758
Speaker 2: He was a doctor.

1044
00:32:20,818 --> 00:32:23,287
Speaker 2: He's a retired doctor, so I went over to

1045
00:32:23,307 --> 00:32:24,331
Speaker 2: him and I said to him this is the most

1046
00:32:24,435 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 2: awkward conversation in the world.

1047
00:32:26,082 --> 00:32:27,125
Speaker 2: He goes like I asked his name, graham.

1048
00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:27,688
Speaker 2: I was like Graham.

1049
00:32:28,390 --> 00:32:29,133
Speaker 2: He's like can I have a chat?

1050
00:32:29,173 --> 00:32:29,675
Speaker 2: He's like what's up?

1051
00:32:29,735 --> 00:32:31,462
Speaker 2: He goes funny thing happened last night.

1052
00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:31,964
Speaker 2: He's a bit weird.

1053
00:32:32,035 --> 00:32:33,321
Speaker 2: He goes I passed out while I was pooping.

1054
00:32:34,296 --> 00:32:35,460
Speaker 2: He just started laughing his head off.

1055
00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:36,343
Speaker 2: And I was like don't do that, this is

1056
00:32:36,363 --> 00:32:36,745
Speaker 2: personal.

1057
00:32:42,108 --> 00:32:43,629
Speaker 2: And he's like what did you eat the day

1058
00:32:43,669 --> 00:32:43,889
Speaker 2: before?

1059
00:32:43,949 --> 00:32:45,630
Speaker 2: All this processed stuff in your body, all

1060
00:32:45,650 --> 00:32:47,532
Speaker 2: the blood rushed through your head to sort

1061
00:32:47,592 --> 00:32:48,672
Speaker 2: out what was going on in your guts.

1062
00:32:49,032 --> 00:32:50,978
Speaker 2: That's why you passed out and I was like so

1063
00:32:50,998 --> 00:32:51,621
Speaker 2: I'm not going to die.

1064
00:32:51,695 --> 00:32:53,141
Speaker 2: He goes no, you're not going to die, it's a

1065
00:32:53,181 --> 00:32:53,643
Speaker 2: normal thing.

1066
00:32:54,195 --> 00:32:55,461
Speaker 2: And I tell you what that was fucking.

1067
00:32:55,575 --> 00:32:57,041
Speaker 2: That was a fucking mental story.

1068
00:32:57,061 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: That was I mean to be honest.

1069
00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:00,421
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're passing out on the toilet,

1070
00:33:03,604 --> 00:33:05,026
Speaker 1: I mean, have been so generous with your

1071
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,307
Speaker 1: stories, I'm going to give you a.

1072
00:33:07,168 --> 00:33:09,430
Speaker 1: So I've always said that I don't believe

1073
00:33:09,470 --> 00:33:10,832
Speaker 1: anyone who says they've never shit

1074
00:33:10,852 --> 00:33:11,252
Speaker 1: themselves.

1075
00:33:12,196 --> 00:33:14,380
Speaker 1: Don't lie to me all you want, but don't lie

1076
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:14,804
Speaker 1: to yourself.

1077
00:33:15,532 --> 00:33:16,317
Speaker 1: I've got this story.

1078
00:33:16,357 --> 00:33:20,036
Speaker 1: So this is only God, I don't know five, six

1079
00:33:20,056 --> 00:33:20,497
Speaker 1: years ago.

1080
00:33:20,658 --> 00:33:21,843
Speaker 1: So I'll be like 25.

1081
00:33:23,116 --> 00:33:23,940
Speaker 1: I'm living at home.

1082
00:33:26,015 --> 00:33:30,183
Speaker 1: Woke up one morning, wintery time, loads of

1083
00:33:30,203 --> 00:33:32,347
Speaker 1: sickness and stuff going around, thought I

1084
00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:33,088
Speaker 1: don't feel right.

1085
00:33:33,129 --> 00:33:35,900
Speaker 1: Got up, ran to the bathroom, knock on the

1086
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,181
Speaker 1: door.

1087
00:33:36,637 --> 00:33:37,401
Speaker 1: My mum's in there.

1088
00:33:37,836 --> 00:33:38,598
Speaker 1: Mum, I need to be in.

1089
00:33:38,618 --> 00:33:39,541
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to be sick.

1090
00:33:39,561 --> 00:33:41,066
Speaker 1: No, she won't be.

1091
00:33:41,499 --> 00:33:44,224
Speaker 1: So I run down the stairs to the sink.

1092
00:33:44,506 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: Thank Christ, the window, the blinds

1093
00:33:47,297 --> 00:33:50,039
Speaker 1: downstairs are done are all closed.

1094
00:33:51,083 --> 00:33:53,378
Speaker 1: My dad's in the front room getting his like

1095
00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:55,263
Speaker 1: like sat with a cup of tea at eight o'clock

1096
00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:55,704
Speaker 1: in the morning.

1097
00:33:56,466 --> 00:33:59,782
Speaker 1: I'm over the sink throwing up like like

1098
00:34:00,002 --> 00:34:02,850
Speaker 1: from my boots and my dad comes and it says

1099
00:34:03,452 --> 00:34:05,156
Speaker 1: and other things are happening at the other

1100
00:34:05,237 --> 00:34:05,337
Speaker 1: end.

1101
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:06,901
Speaker 1: But I've got no clothes and I've just.

1102
00:34:07,102 --> 00:34:08,185
Speaker 1: You know, when you're just in that dash

1103
00:34:08,225 --> 00:34:10,180
Speaker 1: rush, I know they're my parents, but you're

1104
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:10,983
Speaker 1: just in that dash rush.

1105
00:34:11,504 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 1: When you're in that state you just don't

1106
00:34:12,839 --> 00:34:13,039
Speaker 1: care.

1107
00:34:13,421 --> 00:34:15,569
Speaker 1: So I and my dad comes and he goes.

1108
00:34:15,629 --> 00:34:17,716
Speaker 1: You all right, as I'm filling up with a

1109
00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 1: little drainer sink and I just went, dad,

1110
00:34:20,461 --> 00:34:24,748
Speaker 1: I'm shit myself, horrendous shit myself.

1111
00:34:24,768 --> 00:34:29,204
Speaker 1: Stood up, that's like literally like puking

1112
00:34:29,224 --> 00:34:30,207
Speaker 1: in the sink and shit myself.

1113
00:34:30,407 --> 00:34:31,581
Speaker 1: If you've been in that situation where you

1114
00:34:31,601 --> 00:34:33,311
Speaker 1: got sickness, diarrhea and it's like, do I

1115
00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:34,999
Speaker 1: sit on the toilet and shit myself and throw

1116
00:34:35,019 --> 00:34:37,007
Speaker 1: it to the bin, or vice versa, like that

1117
00:34:37,228 --> 00:34:39,136
Speaker 1: that they talk about and I'm sure women

1118
00:34:39,156 --> 00:34:40,760
Speaker 1: have it as well but they talk about man's

1119
00:34:40,820 --> 00:34:42,965
Speaker 1: grace conundrum because because our

1120
00:34:43,005 --> 00:34:45,459
Speaker 1: bathroom, that the, the sinks to your left

1121
00:34:45,499 --> 00:34:48,325
Speaker 1: hand side, the sinks parallel to you, so

1122
00:34:48,365 --> 00:34:49,528
Speaker 1: you can't like throw up.

1123
00:34:49,568 --> 00:34:51,314
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're a contortionist, you

1124
00:34:51,334 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: could, you can't turn and throw up.

1125
00:34:53,238 --> 00:34:55,281
Speaker 1: It's um, I didn't expect.

1126
00:34:55,321 --> 00:34:56,859
Speaker 1: I mean I knew we were going to talk shit,

1127
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,425
Speaker 1: but I didn't realise we were literally

1128
00:34:58,445 --> 00:34:59,409
Speaker 1: going to talk shit we were going to talk

1129
00:34:59,429 --> 00:34:59,851
Speaker 1: shit.

1130
00:34:59,871 --> 00:35:00,232
Speaker 2: I said that.

1131
00:35:00,252 --> 00:35:00,955
Speaker 2: I said what are we going to talk?

1132
00:35:02,377 --> 00:35:04,701
Speaker 2: What are we going to talk about fucking 45

1133
00:35:04,721 --> 00:35:05,262
Speaker 2: minutes or an hour?

1134
00:35:05,282 --> 00:35:07,005
Speaker 2: He's like okay then, and that's what we've

1135
00:35:07,025 --> 00:35:07,305
Speaker 2: done.

1136
00:35:07,325 --> 00:35:09,589
Speaker 2: I love it, that's what I'm saying.

1137
00:35:10,069 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 2: You get, I just get pissed off.

1138
00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:13,323
Speaker 2: We all look when it comes to this.

1139
00:35:13,343 --> 00:35:15,062
Speaker 2: You get people coming on oh, we're talking

1140
00:35:15,082 --> 00:35:15,344
Speaker 2: about this.

1141
00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:17,220
Speaker 2: I fuck off, let's talk some random bullshit.

1142
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,464
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so no, so we've gone from shit,

1143
00:35:20,515 --> 00:35:20,635
Speaker 1: let's.

1144
00:35:28,852 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: And when I came back from uni, I stayed in

1145
00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:33,412
Speaker 1: the room with him and we had bunk beds.

1146
00:35:33,492 --> 00:35:35,254
Speaker 1: So he was younger, but not that much

1147
00:35:35,274 --> 00:35:35,475
Speaker 1: younger.

1148
00:35:35,695 --> 00:35:36,596
Speaker 1: What will he have been About?

1149
00:35:36,696 --> 00:35:37,197
Speaker 1: 18?

1150
00:35:38,038 --> 00:35:40,502
Speaker 1: No, 17, 18.

1151
00:35:40,903 --> 00:35:42,024
Speaker 1: He's in the top bunk, I'm in the bottom

1152
00:35:42,044 --> 00:35:42,225
Speaker 1: bunk.

1153
00:35:42,305 --> 00:35:46,375
Speaker 1: It's Christmas Eve, so I actually get to

1154
00:35:46,416 --> 00:35:51,496
Speaker 1: sleep on Christmas Eve, wake up and I think

1155
00:35:51,536 --> 00:35:53,392
Speaker 1: my brother comes in he's been on the side

1156
00:35:53,433 --> 00:35:54,617
Speaker 1: of piss, gets to the bed.

1157
00:35:54,637 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: He both falls asleep.

1158
00:35:56,050 --> 00:35:58,052
Speaker 1: So I wake up to the sound of just the most

1159
00:35:58,193 --> 00:35:59,016
Speaker 1: horrendous snoring.

1160
00:35:59,036 --> 00:36:01,172
Speaker 1: And I know I snore the most horrendous

1161
00:36:01,213 --> 00:36:01,694
Speaker 1: snoring.

1162
00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:03,740
Speaker 1: Someone's not right.

1163
00:36:04,570 --> 00:36:06,706
Speaker 1: So I pull the covers back and I don't.

1164
00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:08,053
Speaker 1: I don't tend to sleep.

1165
00:36:08,795 --> 00:36:10,098
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't tend to sleep without one.

1166
00:36:10,278 --> 00:36:12,744
Speaker 1: I know some people like jams and stuff, but

1167
00:36:12,845 --> 00:36:17,567
Speaker 1: they're not God intended and I noticed and

1168
00:36:17,607 --> 00:36:20,733
Speaker 1: I noticed there's like spots of I think of

1169
00:36:20,773 --> 00:36:22,973
Speaker 1: water on my legs and my thighs, thinking,

1170
00:36:23,013 --> 00:36:25,294
Speaker 1: well, I can see it's not me, but what the

1171
00:36:25,335 --> 00:36:25,977
Speaker 1: hell's going on?

1172
00:36:26,211 --> 00:36:27,375
Speaker 1: And obviously you're in that state where

1173
00:36:27,395 --> 00:36:29,786
Speaker 1: you're not quite awake, so your brain's a

1174
00:36:29,806 --> 00:36:30,672
Speaker 1: bit slow to function.

1175
00:36:31,053 --> 00:36:32,258
Speaker 1: And what the what's this?

1176
00:36:33,895 --> 00:36:35,274
Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not pissing.

1177
00:36:35,816 --> 00:36:38,836
Speaker 1: I look up and there's just piss coming

1178
00:36:38,856 --> 00:36:39,905
Speaker 1: through the mattress above me.

1179
00:36:39,946 --> 00:36:45,642
Speaker 1: My brain piss the bed like drunk all over

1180
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:45,824
Speaker 1: me.

1181
00:36:45,844 --> 00:36:48,016
Speaker 1: So I had to literally get up Christmas

1182
00:36:48,116 --> 00:36:50,066
Speaker 1: morning two o'clock in the morning.

1183
00:36:50,188 --> 00:36:51,797
Speaker 1: Go like change out my bed sheet, shower him

1184
00:36:51,817 --> 00:36:52,259
Speaker 1: to get up I morning.

1185
00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:54,129
Speaker 1: Go like change our bed sheets, shower him

1186
00:36:54,149 --> 00:36:54,330
Speaker 1: to get up.

1187
00:36:55,132 --> 00:36:55,636
Speaker 1: I have to go.

1188
00:36:55,696 --> 00:36:56,341
Speaker 1: I have a shower.

1189
00:36:56,844 --> 00:36:58,834
Speaker 1: I have to go downstairs and leave all the

1190
00:36:58,874 --> 00:36:59,236
Speaker 1: lights off.

1191
00:36:59,276 --> 00:37:00,653
Speaker 1: I've got to take all the Christmas presents

1192
00:37:00,713 --> 00:37:02,875
Speaker 1: off the sofa, lay out on the sofa in a

1193
00:37:02,915 --> 00:37:03,417
Speaker 1: sleeping bag.

1194
00:37:04,511 --> 00:37:05,496
Speaker 1: Got to wake up one morning.

1195
00:37:06,010 --> 00:37:08,711
Speaker 1: Our mum's like what was he back on for his?

1196
00:37:09,313 --> 00:37:11,057
Speaker 1: Excuse me, what are you doing out of sleep

1197
00:37:11,077 --> 00:37:11,498
Speaker 1: on the sofa?

1198
00:37:11,518 --> 00:37:12,500
Speaker 1: You moved all my presents.

1199
00:37:13,242 --> 00:37:14,023
Speaker 1: Why am I down here?

1200
00:37:14,170 --> 00:37:15,414
Speaker 1: Because he's pissed all over me.

1201
00:37:16,497 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 2: He didn't give a shit.

1202
00:37:17,770 --> 00:37:19,276
Speaker 2: I didn't even need to pay for it this time

1203
00:37:19,357 --> 00:37:19,578
Speaker 2: either.

1204
00:37:21,471 --> 00:37:22,355
Speaker 1: He didn't give a shit.

1205
00:37:22,837 --> 00:37:25,086
Speaker 1: The presents before he threw up as well, or

1206
00:37:25,147 --> 00:37:26,975
Speaker 1: at least he lent over the bunk beds

1207
00:37:28,591 --> 00:37:30,292
Speaker 1: Straight out of my books and my laptop.

1208
00:37:30,312 --> 00:37:30,553
Speaker 1: Cheers.

1209
00:37:30,954 --> 00:37:33,201
Speaker 2: I've been laughing for them, but nah oh,

1210
00:37:33,261 --> 00:37:34,651
Speaker 2: I've fucking tell you what I've got to tell

1211
00:37:34,671 --> 00:37:35,253
Speaker 2: you about this one.

1212
00:37:35,674 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 2: So with that, with that podcast, I did,

1213
00:37:38,212 --> 00:37:41,256
Speaker 2: probably a couple of episodes ago, the one

1214
00:37:41,296 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 2: about the, the dating one.

1215
00:37:43,615 --> 00:37:48,218
Speaker 2: Now I I said a few of my personal stories

1216
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 2: on there.

1217
00:37:49,414 --> 00:37:51,211
Speaker 2: I got a message from one of the girls who

1218
00:37:51,231 --> 00:37:52,876
Speaker 2: it was about, and she knew it was about her,

1219
00:37:55,910 --> 00:37:56,375
Speaker 2: because this is it.

1220
00:37:56,415 --> 00:37:57,404
Speaker 2: This is just how I don't understand with

1221
00:37:57,424 --> 00:37:58,472
Speaker 2: girls, right, they fucking hell, they get

1222
00:37:58,492 --> 00:37:58,813
Speaker 2: into it.

1223
00:37:59,215 --> 00:38:01,656
Speaker 2: It was her friend who fucking was listening

1224
00:38:01,676 --> 00:38:03,055
Speaker 2: to it for some strange reason, I don't know

1225
00:38:03,075 --> 00:38:03,296
Speaker 2: why.

1226
00:38:04,573 --> 00:38:08,015
Speaker 2: And she messaged her, said you're on Ryan's

1227
00:38:08,090 --> 00:38:10,077
Speaker 2: podcast about fucking dating, horror

1228
00:38:10,097 --> 00:38:10,699
Speaker 2: stories.

1229
00:38:12,132 --> 00:38:14,947
Speaker 2: And she messaged me and I was like, am I on

1230
00:38:14,967 --> 00:38:15,410
Speaker 2: your podcast?

1231
00:38:15,711 --> 00:38:18,017
Speaker 2: And I was like I don't know, maybe I can't

1232
00:38:18,057 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 2: remember, I don't remember, I don't listen

1233
00:38:19,420 --> 00:38:20,042
Speaker 2: to my shows back.

1234
00:38:20,511 --> 00:38:22,215
Speaker 2: That's probably why the shit, um.

1235
00:38:22,415 --> 00:38:24,240
Speaker 2: But I was like, oh my god, shit, I think I

1236
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 2: did.

1237
00:38:24,881 --> 00:38:25,623
Speaker 2: And she listened to it.

1238
00:38:25,690 --> 00:38:27,314
Speaker 2: She went yeah, that's definitely me.

1239
00:38:27,595 --> 00:38:28,938
Speaker 2: And she did yeah, she wasn't happy about me,

1240
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,772
Speaker 2: wasn't happy at all.

1241
00:38:30,832 --> 00:38:31,534
Speaker 2: I keep forgetting that.

1242
00:38:31,575 --> 00:38:35,372
Speaker 2: These stories kind of got a way of getting

1243
00:38:35,392 --> 00:38:37,697
Speaker 2: back to people sometimes yeah, it's funny,

1244
00:38:37,717 --> 00:38:37,998
Speaker 2: isn't it?

1245
00:38:38,419 --> 00:38:40,473
Speaker 1: because I half the time I do my show, I

1246
00:38:40,513 --> 00:38:42,402
Speaker 1: forget that once I've done them and edited

1247
00:38:42,423 --> 00:38:43,689
Speaker 1: them and I publish them, they go out to the

1248
00:38:43,729 --> 00:38:43,870
Speaker 1: world.

1249
00:38:43,970 --> 00:38:45,056
Speaker 1: I kind of forget that bit.

1250
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:46,806
Speaker 1: So then when someone later on says, oh,

1251
00:38:46,926 --> 00:38:48,251
Speaker 1: I've just listened to your episode, and uh,

1252
00:38:48,612 --> 00:38:50,255
Speaker 1: because because someone's literally I think

1253
00:38:50,275 --> 00:38:51,859
Speaker 1: it was chad tsunami a fellow, a fellow Scot,

1254
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:54,123
Speaker 1: literally messaged saying oh well, sean, to

1255
00:38:54,143 --> 00:38:56,074
Speaker 1: be fair, you've already said that you'd

1256
00:38:56,094 --> 00:38:57,637
Speaker 1: sleep with Paul Hollywood for the breakfast.

1257
00:38:58,159 --> 00:38:59,823
Speaker 1: I was like did I, did I?

1258
00:38:59,950 --> 00:39:01,316
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I didn't say it that

1259
00:39:01,356 --> 00:39:03,903
Speaker 1: way, I just said I imagined that the

1260
00:39:03,943 --> 00:39:05,451
Speaker 1: breakfast would be that outstanding and it

1261
00:39:05,471 --> 00:39:06,717
Speaker 1: would probably be worse than I had before,

1262
00:39:07,331 --> 00:39:08,336
Speaker 1: although I'm not that way out.

1263
00:39:08,416 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying like, I've got a couple

1264
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,503
Speaker 1: of his cookbooks and the lad knows what

1265
00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:16,958
Speaker 1: he's doing, so I'll drop the foodie he

1266
00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:17,929
Speaker 1: knows what he's doing.

1267
00:39:18,412 --> 00:39:19,054
Speaker 2: I tell you what.

1268
00:39:19,436 --> 00:39:20,914
Speaker 2: I tell you what if you get Fort Hollywood,

1269
00:39:20,954 --> 00:39:23,777
Speaker 2: a fucking big old, fucking bacon stuff for

1270
00:39:23,817 --> 00:39:26,018
Speaker 2: you and your place, mate, I think you'd be

1271
00:39:26,070 --> 00:39:27,355
Speaker 2: fucking tempted to go that way, wouldn't

1272
00:39:27,376 --> 00:39:27,436
Speaker 2: you?

1273
00:39:27,950 --> 00:39:30,611
Speaker 1: well, well, I'll be careful, yeah, well.

1274
00:39:32,356 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 2: I can't, I'm not even going to say it.

1275
00:39:33,759 --> 00:39:36,172
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck it, I would, mate, I'd be there

1276
00:39:36,192 --> 00:39:36,473
Speaker 2: with you.

1277
00:39:36,553 --> 00:39:37,195
Speaker 2: I'd be there with you.

1278
00:39:38,579 --> 00:39:39,321
Speaker 2: Take one for the team.

1279
00:39:40,150 --> 00:39:41,656
Speaker 2: Take one for the team as long as it's got

1280
00:39:41,676 --> 00:39:42,098
Speaker 2: some good shit.

1281
00:39:42,330 --> 00:39:43,434
Speaker 2: That's the thing that I put on there.

1282
00:39:43,454 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 2: The girls that was on my last episode as

1283
00:39:44,939 --> 00:39:45,180
Speaker 2: well.

1284
00:39:45,870 --> 00:39:47,192
Speaker 2: You need to get these girls on your show,

1285
00:39:47,212 --> 00:39:47,393
Speaker 2: mate.

1286
00:39:47,413 --> 00:39:50,237
Speaker 2: By the way, the gynecologists in the US

1287
00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:51,820
Speaker 2: they're fucking hilarious.

1288
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:52,982
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've seen my shot.

1289
00:39:53,062 --> 00:39:55,452
Speaker 2: I'm going to ask you this question oh yes,

1290
00:39:55,593 --> 00:39:57,017
Speaker 2: yes, I saw this clip.

1291
00:39:57,057 --> 00:39:58,261
Speaker 1: Yeah, really, funny.

1292
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,490
Speaker 2: If you didn't manage, people listen.

1293
00:40:00,590 --> 00:40:03,335
Speaker 2: If you've not managed to see my previous

1294
00:40:03,396 --> 00:40:06,439
Speaker 2: episode about it or my other video about it,

1295
00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:07,682
Speaker 2: my little short clip why the fuck?

1296
00:40:07,722 --> 00:40:08,450
Speaker 2: Not you bastards?

1297
00:40:09,253 --> 00:40:10,658
Speaker 2: But if you haven't, so here we go.

1298
00:40:10,770 --> 00:40:12,674
Speaker 2: So, sean, you've got two chairs on one

1299
00:40:12,694 --> 00:40:12,796
Speaker 2: chair.

1300
00:40:12,817 --> 00:40:13,530
Speaker 2: You've got two chairs On one chair.

1301
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:15,616
Speaker 2: You've got the best cake.

1302
00:40:15,636 --> 00:40:17,073
Speaker 2: I mean, what's your favourite cake in the

1303
00:40:17,093 --> 00:40:17,313
Speaker 2: world?

1304
00:40:18,235 --> 00:40:21,402
Speaker 1: Nobody Um.

1305
00:40:21,850 --> 00:40:24,716
Speaker 2: Thinking about this Depends what mood I'm

1306
00:40:24,777 --> 00:40:24,837
Speaker 2: in.

1307
00:40:25,363 --> 00:40:27,014
Speaker 1: I have a feeling the question's going to go

1308
00:40:27,034 --> 00:40:27,456
Speaker 1: that way as well.

1309
00:40:28,070 --> 00:40:29,074
Speaker 1: No, I'm joking.

1310
00:40:29,416 --> 00:40:30,851
Speaker 1: I'll go chocolate fudge cake.

1311
00:40:30,871 --> 00:40:31,732
Speaker 1: I'll go bar Chocolate fudge cake, I'll go

1312
00:40:31,752 --> 00:40:31,892
Speaker 1: for it.

1313
00:40:31,912 --> 00:40:32,713
Speaker 2: Chocolate fudge cake.

1314
00:40:32,733 --> 00:40:34,275
Speaker 2: So one chair, you've got chocolate fudge

1315
00:40:34,295 --> 00:40:34,515
Speaker 2: cake.

1316
00:40:34,575 --> 00:40:36,538
Speaker 2: On the other chair, you've got a fucking

1317
00:40:36,598 --> 00:40:38,860
Speaker 2: massive dick right and it's attached to a

1318
00:40:38,901 --> 00:40:39,081
Speaker 2: guy.

1319
00:40:39,101 --> 00:40:39,581
Speaker 2: You have to remember.

1320
00:40:39,601 --> 00:40:41,784
Speaker 2: It's attached to a guy, one you have to sit

1321
00:40:41,924 --> 00:40:43,246
Speaker 2: on and one you have to put in your mouth.

1322
00:40:48,686 --> 00:40:49,468
Speaker 1: What are you doing?

1323
00:40:54,690 --> 00:40:55,779
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't you, but you have to put

1324
00:40:55,799 --> 00:40:56,504
Speaker 2: the dick in your mouth.

1325
00:40:56,525 --> 00:40:59,778
Speaker 2: You sit on one or you can eat the cake and

1326
00:40:59,798 --> 00:41:02,593
Speaker 2: get the dick in your ass well you, you

1327
00:41:02,673 --> 00:41:05,736
Speaker 2: answered the question, I mean yeah, I

1328
00:41:05,837 --> 00:41:06,178
Speaker 2: answered it.

1329
00:41:06,198 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 2: I'd fucking sit there.

1330
00:41:08,605 --> 00:41:10,496
Speaker 2: I'd have to make sure it's a fucking good

1331
00:41:10,536 --> 00:41:14,500
Speaker 2: cake to take the mind away from getting a

1332
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:15,101
Speaker 2: dick in my ass.

1333
00:41:15,121 --> 00:41:15,843
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

1334
00:41:16,111 --> 00:41:17,616
Speaker 1: You're just there going hang on a minute.

1335
00:41:17,877 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 1: Stop what's happening.

1336
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:22,757
Speaker 1: This cake's shit that's total betrayal,

1337
00:41:22,797 --> 00:41:23,038
Speaker 1: isn't it?

1338
00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:25,358
Speaker 2: If it was a shit cake, mate, if it was like

1339
00:41:25,378 --> 00:41:26,951
Speaker 2: a lemon drizzle, I'd be devastated, because

1340
00:41:26,971 --> 00:41:28,497
Speaker 2: I know that's not going to be great, but

1341
00:41:28,517 --> 00:41:29,199
Speaker 2: the thing is though.

1342
00:41:30,630 --> 00:41:31,675
Speaker 2: But the thing is though, if you're sitting

1343
00:41:31,775 --> 00:41:33,001
Speaker 2: on a cake and you've got a dick in your

1344
00:41:33,041 --> 00:41:34,851
Speaker 2: mouth, you know what you're doing, you can

1345
00:41:34,871 --> 00:41:36,255
Speaker 2: tell, but if you're eating a cake, you can

1346
00:41:36,275 --> 00:41:37,499
Speaker 2: take your mind away from it, you can think

1347
00:41:37,519 --> 00:41:38,161
Speaker 2: of it as something else.

1348
00:41:38,230 --> 00:41:38,330
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1349
00:41:38,411 --> 00:41:41,861
Speaker 1: I mean yeah because if that's in your face,

1350
00:41:41,930 --> 00:41:42,854
Speaker 1: there's really no getting away from.

1351
00:41:42,874 --> 00:41:46,238
Speaker 1: It is there, but it's a very out there

1352
00:41:46,278 --> 00:41:46,479
Speaker 1: question.

1353
00:41:46,530 --> 00:41:47,595
Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting to answer that one.

1354
00:41:54,950 --> 00:41:56,175
Speaker 2: This is what happens when I've not been

1355
00:41:56,196 --> 00:41:56,417
Speaker 2: podcasting.

1356
00:41:56,437 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: Well, I've got this pent-up fucking

1357
00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:57,622
Speaker 1: craziness coming out.

1358
00:41:57,642 --> 00:41:58,506
Speaker 1: Now maybe I should just make it pent-up

1359
00:41:58,546 --> 00:41:58,767
Speaker 1: craziness.

1360
00:41:58,787 --> 00:41:59,209
Speaker 1: Is it fair enough?

1361
00:41:59,229 --> 00:42:01,177
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should start with going in raw,

1362
00:42:01,318 --> 00:42:03,025
Speaker 1: or whatever it was going in raw.

1363
00:42:03,045 --> 00:42:03,868
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't.

1364
00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:07,298
Speaker 2: There was already a podcast called it.

1365
00:42:07,339 --> 00:42:09,665
Speaker 2: It was a wrestling show, a wrestling

1366
00:42:09,826 --> 00:42:11,310
Speaker 2: podcast, but going in rock as well.

1367
00:42:12,052 --> 00:42:13,015
Speaker 2: So there we go.

1368
00:42:13,035 --> 00:42:15,533
Speaker 2: So, but yeah, so what's this about this um

1369
00:42:15,714 --> 00:42:15,935
Speaker 2: pod?

1370
00:42:15,975 --> 00:42:17,701
Speaker 2: I keep seeing this old daughter in this

1371
00:42:17,741 --> 00:42:18,985
Speaker 2: podcast collective.

1372
00:42:19,025 --> 00:42:21,292
Speaker 2: You've, uh, you've created or you've joined.

1373
00:42:21,473 --> 00:42:25,223
Speaker 2: Talk to me about this um, all right, so

1374
00:42:25,644 --> 00:42:25,805
Speaker 2: well.

1375
00:42:25,885 --> 00:42:28,051
Speaker 1: I um, I'm one of the founding members of it.

1376
00:42:28,111 --> 00:42:30,075
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, it was cheltsin army who came

1377
00:42:30,115 --> 00:42:30,396
Speaker 1: up with it.

1378
00:42:31,519 --> 00:42:33,283
Speaker 1: I'll make sure I get it right.

1379
00:42:34,572 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: So it's got a couple of Scots in it.

1380
00:42:37,230 --> 00:42:40,320
Speaker 1: So the Seismic Cinema, chatsunami, of

1381
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:40,681
Speaker 1: course.

1382
00:42:41,190 --> 00:42:44,420
Speaker 1: And then there's also and I always get this

1383
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:48,456
Speaker 1: wrong two girls, one recyclable podcast.

1384
00:42:48,677 --> 00:42:49,479
Speaker 1: Or is it reusable?

1385
00:42:50,060 --> 00:42:50,801
Speaker 1: I always get it wrong.

1386
00:42:51,483 --> 00:42:52,124
Speaker 1: Reusable Bollocks.

1387
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:53,198
Speaker 1: I was always getting it wrong, reusable

1388
00:42:53,218 --> 00:42:53,380
Speaker 1: Bollocks.

1389
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,470
Speaker 1: I was always getting it wrong.

1390
00:42:54,570 --> 00:42:55,634
Speaker 1: Then I started getting it right.

1391
00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:56,658
Speaker 1: Now I'm fucking it up again.

1392
00:42:57,390 --> 00:43:00,430
Speaker 1: Casting views, the Nerdstalgic podcast.

1393
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:10,365
Speaker 1: And then we've had the Game Club podcast,

1394
00:43:11,730 --> 00:43:14,697
Speaker 1: and then Push, pull, health and Weird

1395
00:43:14,716 --> 00:43:15,177
Speaker 1: Horizon.

1396
00:43:16,019 --> 00:43:17,543
Speaker 1: I talked sarah and ben into it.

1397
00:43:18,110 --> 00:43:20,698
Speaker 1: um, yeah, and basically independent

1398
00:43:20,718 --> 00:43:22,683
Speaker 1: podcasts I take oh, small, small shows,

1399
00:43:23,445 --> 00:43:25,993
Speaker 1: yeah, yeah uh, only one american, uh, so

1400
00:43:26,013 --> 00:43:29,584
Speaker 1: far, um, but because, um, because

1401
00:43:29,604 --> 00:43:30,907
Speaker 1: originally it was going to all be people

1402
00:43:30,928 --> 00:43:32,833
Speaker 1: with the same time zone, which, but yeah,

1403
00:43:32,853 --> 00:43:34,798
Speaker 1: so it's basically just the idea was that it

1404
00:43:34,818 --> 00:43:36,121
Speaker 1: was essentially doing what we were already

1405
00:43:36,162 --> 00:43:39,578
Speaker 1: doing, which was collaborating, talking to

1406
00:43:39,598 --> 00:43:43,097
Speaker 1: each other, but doing it in a more of an

1407
00:43:43,137 --> 00:43:44,721
Speaker 1: official way, just trying to put it under

1408
00:43:44,741 --> 00:43:45,222
Speaker 1: like a banner.

1409
00:43:46,592 --> 00:43:48,672
Speaker 1: Obviously it was Chats and Amis baby, so I

1410
00:43:48,712 --> 00:43:50,017
Speaker 1: think we've only been going a couple of

1411
00:43:50,057 --> 00:43:50,258
Speaker 1: months.

1412
00:43:51,451 --> 00:43:52,777
Speaker 1: Did we launch it in like February?

1413
00:43:53,390 --> 00:43:54,713
Speaker 1: But I think it was in the pipeline for a

1414
00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:55,556
Speaker 1: couple of months before that.

1415
00:43:57,340 --> 00:43:58,851
Speaker 1: And, like I said, we're still we're still

1416
00:43:58,891 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: figuring out in terms of, like, what the

1417
00:44:01,759 --> 00:44:03,373
Speaker 1: plan is and stuff, but I think, in terms of

1418
00:44:03,393 --> 00:44:05,754
Speaker 1: bouncing ideas around it's, it's been

1419
00:44:05,794 --> 00:44:06,959
Speaker 1: pretty, pretty helpful.

1420
00:44:07,891 --> 00:44:10,458
Speaker 1: Some people ask for more help than others,

1421
00:44:10,559 --> 00:44:13,146
Speaker 1: or some people answer more but it, but it's

1422
00:44:13,226 --> 00:44:16,214
Speaker 1: always somewhere to go back to and but,

1423
00:44:16,234 --> 00:44:17,758
Speaker 1: like I said, it is in the very, very early

1424
00:44:17,798 --> 00:44:19,731
Speaker 1: stages at the minute I mean, it's always

1425
00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:20,716
Speaker 1: good to have a community.

1426
00:44:20,736 --> 00:44:22,323
Speaker 2: You can obviously kind of, I say, bounce

1427
00:44:22,444 --> 00:44:24,955
Speaker 2: ideas and talk to each other and find out

1428
00:44:24,975 --> 00:44:26,341
Speaker 2: what's working and what's not working.

1429
00:44:26,361 --> 00:44:27,465
Speaker 2: To be quite honest with you, it's always

1430
00:44:27,485 --> 00:44:28,532
Speaker 2: good to have that because you've got more

1431
00:44:28,572 --> 00:44:29,373
Speaker 2: experienced people.

1432
00:44:29,414 --> 00:44:30,997
Speaker 2: As you said, you have more experienced

1433
00:44:31,037 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 2: people in a group and less experienced.

1434
00:44:32,339 --> 00:44:33,101
Speaker 1: That's where you're going to get the

1435
00:44:33,121 --> 00:44:35,546
Speaker 1: benefits from yeah, and I do, but you do

1436
00:44:35,566 --> 00:44:36,672
Speaker 1: get quite funny stories from it.

1437
00:44:36,773 --> 00:44:39,699
Speaker 1: Um, one of the one of the lasses from two

1438
00:44:39,739 --> 00:44:42,032
Speaker 1: girls one reusable cup podcast, sorry girls,

1439
00:44:42,714 --> 00:44:45,984
Speaker 1: uh was I think one of them live in spain or

1440
00:44:46,024 --> 00:44:49,293
Speaker 1: somewhere anywhere, or portugal, somewhere,

1441
00:44:49,674 --> 00:44:49,955
Speaker 1: anyway.

1442
00:44:50,436 --> 00:44:52,742
Speaker 1: Um, and they were listening to my podcast

1443
00:44:52,782 --> 00:44:56,220
Speaker 1: on the bus but they forgot to link.

1444
00:44:56,491 --> 00:44:58,431
Speaker 1: They forgot to link their earpods to it or

1445
00:44:58,451 --> 00:44:59,215
Speaker 1: their airpods to it.

1446
00:45:00,694 --> 00:45:02,300
Speaker 1: My voice just blasted across this

1447
00:45:03,133 --> 00:45:05,635
Speaker 1: Portuguese bus which, to be fair, the

1448
00:45:05,655 --> 00:45:07,060
Speaker 1: thought of that really made me laugh

1449
00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:10,310
Speaker 1: wouldn't it have been funny if somebody

1450
00:45:10,350 --> 00:45:11,374
Speaker 1: just stood up and went oh, have you

1451
00:45:11,394 --> 00:45:12,197
Speaker 1: reviewed yourself?

1452
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:13,281
Speaker 2: have you reviewed yourself?

1453
00:45:13,301 --> 00:45:13,723
Speaker 2: Have you just served?

1454
00:45:13,743 --> 00:45:15,188
Speaker 2: You'd be like, yes, me, fucking hell, he's

1455
00:45:15,208 --> 00:45:18,757
Speaker 2: gone international yeah, the new Mr

1456
00:45:18,778 --> 00:45:19,869
Speaker 2: Worldwide, but yeah.

1457
00:45:21,901 --> 00:45:23,390
Speaker 2: Mr Worldwide over here alright.

1458
00:45:24,494 --> 00:45:27,877
Speaker 1: But yeah, like I said it's and you know

1459
00:45:27,897 --> 00:45:30,595
Speaker 1: it's, it helps sometimes to see like the

1460
00:45:30,636 --> 00:45:32,050
Speaker 1: thought process of the people go through

1461
00:45:32,512 --> 00:45:33,436
Speaker 1: who podcast about.

1462
00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:35,016
Speaker 1: I might do this and take a bit of a break.

1463
00:45:35,036 --> 00:45:39,819
Speaker 1: I might do that Because it can feel cue the

1464
00:45:40,921 --> 00:45:41,823
Speaker 1: you Raise Me Up music.

1465
00:45:42,290 --> 00:45:44,637
Speaker 1: It can feel like podcasting can be a bit of

1466
00:45:44,657 --> 00:45:46,181
Speaker 1: a lonely place at times.

1467
00:45:46,310 --> 00:45:48,037
Speaker 1: I think in terms of you do feel like it's

1468
00:45:48,077 --> 00:45:48,398
Speaker 1: very much.

1469
00:45:49,571 --> 00:45:50,716
Speaker 1: I was going to say swimming against the

1470
00:45:50,937 --> 00:45:52,315
Speaker 1: tide, but you're pissing in the wind a lot

1471
00:45:52,335 --> 00:45:52,676
Speaker 1: of the time.

1472
00:45:56,631 --> 00:45:57,413
Speaker 2: Are you skating up how he's skating up?

1473
00:45:57,433 --> 00:45:57,775
Speaker 2: How's my favorite?

1474
00:45:57,795 --> 00:45:58,417
Speaker 2: I like using that one, is that?

1475
00:45:58,437 --> 00:45:59,100
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so to lay that one.

1476
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,027
Speaker 2: It's good blade, said it back in blade film.

1477
00:46:01,047 --> 00:46:03,111
Speaker 1: Oh, oh yeah, they're remaking the heathens

1478
00:46:03,492 --> 00:46:04,994
Speaker 1: and highlander.

1479
00:46:05,534 --> 00:46:06,996
Speaker 1: Filth, filth.

1480
00:46:07,437 --> 00:46:08,838
Speaker 1: I I know, I know, know.

1481
00:46:09,699 --> 00:46:10,220
Speaker 2: Making me cry.

1482
00:46:12,663 --> 00:46:15,106
Speaker 1: Yeah, a bit like his accent, but that's

1483
00:46:15,126 --> 00:46:15,306
Speaker 1: fine.

1484
00:46:17,491 --> 00:46:19,837
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's kind of the general idea

1485
00:46:19,857 --> 00:46:21,992
Speaker 1: of it, Although there's a few

1486
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:23,318
Speaker 1: collaborations I still need to do.

1487
00:46:25,033 --> 00:46:27,059
Speaker 1: I've just done a collaboration with Dan

1488
00:46:27,219 --> 00:46:28,021
Speaker 1: from Casting Views.

1489
00:46:29,070 --> 00:46:31,378
Speaker 1: He does one, an episode called who's Coming

1490
00:46:31,399 --> 00:46:34,016
Speaker 1: to Dinner, which is where you go on and you

1491
00:46:34,036 --> 00:46:36,235
Speaker 1: talk about what meal you'd make for him and

1492
00:46:36,316 --> 00:46:38,261
Speaker 1: what not, not in that way, but what meal

1493
00:46:38,281 --> 00:46:40,615
Speaker 1: you'd make for your guests or what guests

1494
00:46:40,655 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: would come around, and I listened back to

1495
00:46:42,580 --> 00:46:44,433
Speaker 1: it and it wasn't quite a quite a funny

1496
00:46:44,493 --> 00:46:46,417
Speaker 1: episode because we were just talking about

1497
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,371
Speaker 1: beige buffets and things that you know, the

1498
00:46:49,391 --> 00:46:50,454
Speaker 1: little pie teas you have.

1499
00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:52,780
Speaker 1: But but I literally messaged Dan afterwards

1500
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,812
Speaker 1: in fact the group and said I never realised

1501
00:46:54,852 --> 00:46:57,140
Speaker 1: how much of just a Northern stereotype I am.

1502
00:46:57,550 --> 00:46:58,716
Speaker 1: I just had no idea.

1503
00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:00,938
Speaker 1: I listened back to it and I was like, oh

1504
00:47:00,958 --> 00:47:03,190
Speaker 1: God, but no, it was a good episode.

1505
00:47:03,391 --> 00:47:05,196
Speaker 1: So I'd recommend that to anybody because

1506
00:47:05,236 --> 00:47:07,733
Speaker 1: it's just a bit, Although I did feel like

1507
00:47:07,773 --> 00:47:09,138
Speaker 1: I'd been psychoanalysed at the end of it.

1508
00:47:13,610 --> 00:47:14,236
Speaker 1: What do you mean psychoanalyzed?

1509
00:47:14,256 --> 00:47:14,519
Speaker 1: What were you?

1510
00:47:14,539 --> 00:47:15,064
Speaker 1: Well, it was just very much.

1511
00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:16,372
Speaker 1: It was one of those where, like I tend to

1512
00:47:16,392 --> 00:47:19,151
Speaker 1: podcast and, you know, stick to doing, or

1513
00:47:19,171 --> 00:47:21,265
Speaker 1: at least try and stick to doing a film.

1514
00:47:21,909 --> 00:47:22,050
Speaker 2: Right.

1515
00:47:22,070 --> 00:47:23,358
Speaker 1: Because otherwise I just go everywhere.

1516
00:47:23,478 --> 00:47:25,430
Speaker 1: It's like this one Got to remember it.

1517
00:47:25,490 --> 00:47:27,612
Speaker 1: When I have episodes where I'm essentially

1518
00:47:27,652 --> 00:47:29,875
Speaker 1: just like, just be completely yourself, I'm

1519
00:47:29,895 --> 00:47:32,380
Speaker 1: a bit like, oh shit, what am I going to say?

1520
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,303
Speaker 1: Not that my own, not that my film episodes.

1521
00:47:34,363 --> 00:47:35,605
Speaker 1: I don't act like myself because I do.

1522
00:47:36,470 --> 00:47:38,094
Speaker 1: You just have a bit more of a structure to

1523
00:47:38,114 --> 00:47:38,655
Speaker 1: go on, don't you?

1524
00:47:38,836 --> 00:47:40,660
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Although I don't like

1525
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,662
Speaker 1: structure, I'm a.

1526
00:47:43,154 --> 00:47:43,715
Speaker 1: I talk shit.

1527
00:47:43,735 --> 00:47:44,959
Speaker 1: What can you say?

1528
00:47:44,979 --> 00:47:45,661
Speaker 1: I'm a podcaster.

1529
00:47:54,352 --> 00:47:55,275
Speaker 2: That's what we do.

1530
00:47:55,295 --> 00:47:55,877
Speaker 2: We can't stop talking, man.

1531
00:47:55,897 --> 00:47:56,438
Speaker 2: That's the point is.

1532
00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:57,261
Speaker 2: Yeah, to be fair, but it's all good fun,

1533
00:47:57,281 --> 00:47:58,685
Speaker 2: it's all good fun, so right, so we gotta

1534
00:47:58,705 --> 00:47:59,889
Speaker 2: wrap this up shorty big.

1535
00:47:59,969 --> 00:48:02,695
Speaker 2: It's been absolutely fantastic having you

1536
00:48:02,735 --> 00:48:04,479
Speaker 2: on a long time coming.

1537
00:48:05,060 --> 00:48:07,084
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, it took too long to well

1538
00:48:07,150 --> 00:48:08,476
Speaker 2: near enough fucking two and a half three

1539
00:48:08,517 --> 00:48:11,029
Speaker 2: years until I actually got you on, but it's

1540
00:48:11,049 --> 00:48:12,358
Speaker 2: been worth it, mate, I hope you've enjoyed

1541
00:48:12,419 --> 00:48:13,286
Speaker 2: it, I have.

1542
00:48:13,346 --> 00:48:15,264
Speaker 1: we've wasted most of it talking about

1543
00:48:15,324 --> 00:48:17,101
Speaker 1: shitting ourselves, but outside of that

1544
00:48:17,768 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: it's all good fun at the end of the day.

1545
00:48:19,101 --> 00:48:19,525
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

1546
00:48:19,545 --> 00:48:20,191
Speaker 2: This is what we're here for.

1547
00:48:20,211 --> 00:48:20,753
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

1548
00:48:20,774 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 2: It's an entertaining show.

1549
00:48:21,819 --> 00:48:23,362
Speaker 2: It's not supposed to be educational, it's

1550
00:48:23,383 --> 00:48:24,130
Speaker 2: supposed to be entertaining.

1551
00:48:24,711 --> 00:48:26,233
Speaker 2: If you want to learn show, I now know not

1552
00:48:26,253 --> 00:48:36,616
Speaker 2: to eat fucking shit or processed stuff in

1553
00:48:36,736 --> 00:48:37,137
Speaker 2: one day.

1554
00:48:37,318 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 2: There you go.

1555
00:48:37,859 --> 00:48:38,762
Speaker 2: That's food for thought.

1556
00:48:40,046 --> 00:48:40,688
Speaker 2: Food for thought.

1557
00:48:41,069 --> 00:48:44,076
Speaker 2: I'm fucking on fire right now, jesus Christ.

1558
00:48:44,096 --> 00:48:45,118
Speaker 2: So, sean, where can we see you?

1559
00:48:45,138 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 2: Where can we find you?

1560
00:48:45,940 --> 00:48:47,591
Speaker 2: What can we expect to see you over the next

1561
00:48:47,611 --> 00:48:48,432
Speaker 2: couple of from you?

1562
00:48:50,075 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 1: uh, yeah, okay, so you can uh find a review

1563
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,524
Speaker 1: yourself, which is the podcast with the

1564
00:48:55,564 --> 00:48:58,377
Speaker 1: side no politics, no pandering, absolutely

1565
00:48:58,638 --> 00:48:59,139
Speaker 1: no point.

1566
00:48:59,661 --> 00:49:01,747
Speaker 1: We're on twitter, it's at yourself review.

1567
00:49:01,868 --> 00:49:03,552
Speaker 1: We're on instagram review yourself.

1568
00:49:03,572 --> 00:49:06,257
Speaker 1: Podcast 2021, also on youtube.

1569
00:49:06,698 --> 00:49:09,063
Speaker 1: Uh, as well, over the next couple of months.

1570
00:49:09,363 --> 00:49:10,372
Speaker 1: I might as well just tell you now, because

1571
00:49:10,392 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 1: I've got seven episodes ready to go, seven.

1572
00:49:12,779 --> 00:49:15,428
Speaker 2: If you're wondering what the show is about,

1573
00:49:15,488 --> 00:49:17,074
Speaker 2: obviously Sean does like a kind of film

1574
00:49:17,094 --> 00:49:20,459
Speaker 2: critics critiques films, any sort of films.

1575
00:49:20,510 --> 00:49:22,177
Speaker 2: It could be from all sort of genres.

1576
00:49:22,611 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 2: There's no specific sort of genre.

1577
00:49:24,950 --> 00:49:26,716
Speaker 2: It's like whatever he thinks is good to get

1578
00:49:26,737 --> 00:49:28,611
Speaker 2: some guests on chats away to it.

1579
00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:29,754
Speaker 2: I've done a few episodes myself.

1580
00:49:29,774 --> 00:49:32,460
Speaker 2: It's really good fun and, yeah, we go a bit

1581
00:49:32,501 --> 00:49:34,054
Speaker 2: of a deep dive in each film and it's a

1582
00:49:34,135 --> 00:49:35,890
Speaker 2: quick laugh I say especially when you hear

1583
00:49:35,970 --> 00:49:37,433
Speaker 2: someone else's perspective of a film.

1584
00:49:37,453 --> 00:49:38,936
Speaker 2: I think that's the best thing about your

1585
00:49:38,956 --> 00:49:39,497
Speaker 2: show, to be fair.

1586
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,243
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I love about talking to

1587
00:49:42,263 --> 00:49:42,924
Speaker 1: people, because you can.

1588
00:49:47,677 --> 00:49:51,022
Speaker 1: You know showdown, which is where me and

1589
00:49:51,062 --> 00:49:55,069
Speaker 1: sarah for wind horizon and dimitri um from

1590
00:49:55,089 --> 00:49:57,193
Speaker 1: the psych effect podcast we talk about m

1591
00:49:57,213 --> 00:49:59,479
Speaker 1: night shamalan films and it went that well,

1592
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:00,481
Speaker 1: that um.

1593
00:50:00,601 --> 00:50:02,454
Speaker 1: But we spent that long like arguing about

1594
00:50:02,494 --> 00:50:04,964
Speaker 1: signs and stuff that we have had to split

1595
00:50:04,984 --> 00:50:05,386
Speaker 1: it in two.

1596
00:50:05,406 --> 00:50:07,452
Speaker 1: So there's gonna be a part two that's

1597
00:50:07,492 --> 00:50:07,873
Speaker 1: coming up.

1598
00:50:08,575 --> 00:50:10,899
Speaker 1: Uh, we've got deep blue sea coming up with

1599
00:50:11,420 --> 00:50:12,202
Speaker 1: a few podcasters.

1600
00:50:12,603 --> 00:50:14,635
Speaker 1: Rush Hour with the Decision Reel guys.

1601
00:50:14,951 --> 00:50:16,076
Speaker 1: Those films are starting up.

1602
00:50:16,570 --> 00:50:18,516
Speaker 1: I've got a new Doctor who side series

1603
00:50:18,536 --> 00:50:18,957
Speaker 1: starting.

1604
00:50:19,338 --> 00:50:22,656
Speaker 1: We've done Gremlins, which put me to sleep.

1605
00:50:22,997 --> 00:50:25,352
Speaker 1: We've also Halloween Ends we've got that

1606
00:50:25,392 --> 00:50:25,774
Speaker 1: coming up.

1607
00:50:26,275 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: So, yeah, there's absolutely.

1608
00:50:28,671 --> 00:50:29,835
Speaker 1: There's always all sorts coming up

1609
00:50:30,718 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: Different films.

1610
00:50:31,180 --> 00:50:32,063
Speaker 1: There's never a plan.

1611
00:50:32,083 --> 00:50:33,187
Speaker 1: There's always all sorts coming up

1612
00:50:33,207 --> 00:50:33,528
Speaker 1: Different films.

1613
00:50:33,548 --> 00:50:34,010
Speaker 1: There's never a plan.

1614
00:50:34,070 --> 00:50:35,372
Speaker 1: It's like, what do I fancy doing?

1615
00:50:35,391 --> 00:50:37,534
Speaker 1: But we're closing in on closing in

1616
00:50:38,135 --> 00:50:39,556
Speaker 1: episode-wise on three years.

1617
00:50:39,596 --> 00:50:41,318
Speaker 1: We just passed, I think, two and a half

1618
00:50:41,338 --> 00:50:41,598
Speaker 1: years.

1619
00:50:41,638 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 1: So, yeah, we're getting there.

1620
00:50:43,621 --> 00:50:45,663
Speaker 2: We're getting there Becoming a veteran man

1621
00:50:45,683 --> 00:50:48,246
Speaker 2: Becoming a veteran, you know, start doing

1622
00:50:48,266 --> 00:50:48,927
Speaker 2: that sort of stuff.

1623
00:50:57,650 --> 00:50:58,573
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's good man, that's good.

1624
00:50:58,593 --> 00:50:59,495
Speaker 2: Well, sean, it's been great to have you on.

1625
00:50:59,515 --> 00:50:59,856
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

1626
00:50:59,876 --> 00:51:01,019
Speaker 2: The podcast will be released very soon.

1627
00:51:01,039 --> 00:51:01,561
Speaker 2: You can obviously find it.

1628
00:51:01,581 --> 00:51:02,443
Speaker 2: I'll obviously link, obviously all your

1629
00:51:02,463 --> 00:51:03,386
Speaker 2: details underneath and also my brand

1630
00:51:03,406 --> 00:51:05,071
Speaker 2: spanking new website, which has just been

1631
00:51:05,111 --> 00:51:05,792
Speaker 2: published today.

1632
00:51:06,534 --> 00:51:08,098
Speaker 2: So it's all looking good.

1633
00:51:08,119 --> 00:51:09,201
Speaker 2: So if you want to get a chance to look at

1634
00:51:09,241 --> 00:51:10,833
Speaker 2: it, guys, click on the link below.

1635
00:51:10,893 --> 00:51:12,677
Speaker 2: You'll find everything you might find, some

1636
00:51:12,777 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 2: cool stuff you might like and share with

1637
00:51:14,060 --> 00:51:14,460
Speaker 2: your friends.

1638
00:51:14,982 --> 00:51:16,912
Speaker 2: Please do makes me feel happy, and

1639
00:51:17,012 --> 00:51:18,395
Speaker 2: everybody wants to make me feel happy.

1640
00:51:18,696 --> 00:51:20,199
Speaker 2: So, yeah, fuck you, I'm selfish.

1641
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,652
Speaker 2: But anyway, sean, it's been an absolute

1642
00:51:22,672 --> 00:51:22,952
Speaker 2: pleasure.

1643
00:51:23,013 --> 00:51:24,678
Speaker 2: I'm rabbing like a fucking knobhead now.

1644
00:51:25,119 --> 00:51:26,170
Speaker 2: It's been great to have you on, mate.

1645
00:51:26,210 --> 00:51:26,971
Speaker 2: I really appreciate it.

1646
00:51:28,072 --> 00:51:29,614
Speaker 2: No worries, mate, take care.